Oh my god

Krystina 2022-04-20 09:01:44

I originally wanted to watch a sci-fi movie, but I didn't expect it to be so bizarre. The title of the film is "Artificial Evolution", and the English name is "Splice". After watching it, I know that the other film is called "Human-Beast Hybrid"! Well, this name is indeed not suitable for broadcast on TV, although it is more relevant.

Elsa and Cliff are both scientists who study genes. This movie is the story of the crazy couple "No zuo no die".
The movie was overwhelming from the beginning. A new species was bred by them. The two scientists were ecstatic. The male madman said, "This is perfect." The female madman said, "Wow, it's so cute!" The camera turns to the "thing", the squishy monster that squirmed like a gut! It turns out that this thing has gender, male, named "Fred". Another one is female, called "Ginger". The two things stick out their long tongues around each other. Crazy men and women say they are "exchanging memories" as if they saw something beautiful.

Seeing that the scalp is numb, don't worry, the back is even more violent.
"Ginger" mutated into a male, and killed each other with "Fred". The female madman continued to research, hybridizing human and animal DNA, and finally creating a bizarre half-human, half-animal-female hybrid.
This process is extremely funny. Because the mad man is not as sick as the mad woman. In fact, he has been discouraging female lunatics, but he is also a jerk.
So the woman wanted to do an illegal experiment, but the man stopped it, but it didn't work.
In the beginning, it was just a test tube for genetic testing, but the women wanted to play with real embryo cultivation. The man tried to stop it, to no avail.
A super disgusting long-tailed big egg was bred, and the man wanted to kill it, but it failed.
This egg gave birth to a weird half-human, half-beast with a scary girl's face, a mature woman's torso, frog hands, chicken feet, scorpion spikes on its tail, and a pair of wings. The man wants to be destroyed, but it fails.
The madwoman named the monster Dawn.

Seeing this, it's already giving me goosebumps. But don't worry, the latter is the big move. It's too big for me to write. To put it simply, the monster seduced the male lunatic, and one person and one beast were caught by the female lunatic while they were having sex. After the two lunatics communicated, they decided to destroy the monster. Unexpectedly, the monster has changed! The monster turned into a man raped the female lunatic and killed the male lunatic. The female lunatic finally kills the monster.
Finally, the female madman is pregnant with the monster's baby, waiting for the sequel.

Now the question comes: why choose such a disgusting and perverted movie to watch?
The answer is: I really don't know!
The director of the film, Vincenzo Natali, had filmed "The Panic Fang". Actor Adrien Brody, played "The Pianist" and "The Grand Budapest Hotel".
Well, that's not a reason. Anyway, I saw it, I finished it! Oh my god!

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Splice quotes

  • CEO: No more monsters!

  • T-Shirt: HUGS NOT DRUGS.