It's a shame he's not a Virgo

Daphney 2022-04-20 09:01:46

The average person who is awesome is a biography movie that is not awesome. The social network is OK, but first Mark Zuckerberg is still very young; second, he is neither a politician nor a leader.

Those of us who don't use Apple products generally have an attitude toward Apple: How the fuck can't you install pirated software! Damn it's only white! How the hell is it so expensive! Why don't you go to SHI!
My friend's PC is Apple's MacBook Pro, and his mobile phone is Apple's 4, and he also bought an ipad 4. At present, I use the computer to browse Weibo and chat about QQ; Ipad to watch videos and play Three Kingdoms Killing Rhythm Master; my mobile phone is used to make calls and send text messages (I don’t even use WeChat very much). At this level, other computers and mobile phones can do it, but why do you have to use Apple, just two words: pretend!
And last time she was very happy to tell me that Apple really has a lot of functions that she hadn't developed yet. I said yes, so she took out her mobile phone to demonstrate. After tapping a few times and calling my name at the screen, my heart was silent, and the surroundings were even more silent. She called a few more times, but there was still no response. She pressed it a few more times, took the phone and started tossing it. After a long time, she didn't see that she threw out 10,000 yuan to repay me, so she ended the farce in a huff and humiliation.
I'm laughing so hard (my friend is so cute), oops, Joe would spit blood if he saw someone use his work like that. The domestic cottage like this kind of voice function N years ago has already achieved the ultimate, so most people who use Apple don't care about its performance at all (except for dead houses, except for a small number of local tyrants), but think it is beautiful and beautiful. .
Therefore, I fully agree with Apple's aesthetic concept. I am not a fruit fan. I just googled the constellation of Mr. Qiao, and it turned out to be a Pisces instead of a virgin. Well, it is good to listen to the constellation.

My innocent Aries friend is doing mobile phone training. It is said that there is such a joke. When Nokia was still the only one in the Chinese market, some people said that the future mobile phone will develop into a big screen touch and so on. Nokia said: Fart ! As a result, now Nokia is not even a fart.
I appreciate the attempts made by Nokia and Sony Ericsson back then. There were many styles of mobile phones. It was an era when a hundred flowers bloomed. Unlike Samsung, which is now like a mirror, Apple has moved closer to the remote control, and there is a tendency to conflict.
Aries friend who uses 5S has been complaining that who and who (Apple's new CEO) is making Apple worse and worse, she doesn't think 5S is easy to use at all, she is so dissatisfied with this machine. And I think long and big things are probably everyone's rush, so Samsung is getting bigger and bigger, and Apple is getting bigger and bigger.

Well, as someone who has never bought an Apple product, I really have no qualifications to evaluate Apple products. People who love Apple call Samsung garbage, and Samsung calls Apple a rotten apple. All this does not harm the two non-Chinese companies that have made a lot of renminbi in the Chinese market.
Like Mr. Qiao, I also have something to insist on. I don't make glitter for apples for a day, and I don't use apples for a day! Please make an apple with a pink metal shell as soon as possible! ! ! Please collect all five 5Cs to summon Master Qiao! !

PS: I love Pixar cartoons so much!

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Jobs quotes

  • Steve Jobs: [pointing the chips on the Apple I board] It's got to be straight, and those more symmetric.

  • Paul Terrell: All right, Steve. I'll try to sell. But if I don't, I'm not making another order.

    Steve Jobs: Okay, that's fine... But I think you might be really interested in our second model.

    Paul Terrell: What's the second model?

    Steve Wozniak: What are you talking about?

    Steve Jobs: [in an undertone] All-in-one.