When my friend said that he wanted to watch the sequel of Fifty Shades of Grey, I refused..."As the successor of the future media industry of the motherland, I will not contribute to the box office of bad films!"
As a result, she said, "You, in the end, are you going?"
"All right
I go……"
It turned out to be the happiest movie that made me laugh this year (´▽｀)ノ♪
=The following will start to complain=Anyway, I will give you a spoiler warning and you will continue to watch it=
First of all, the heroine received a white rose, but no sign was signed, but even the fool knew that it was given by the hero. The heroine thinks that I am an independent woman. We have already broken up and cannot accept such an expensive gift.
So we threw the roses into the trash can, just as we shouted "heartache, why didn't you give it to me"... In the end, the hostess put the flowers back on the table.
(indifferent)
The next routine is very familiar
1. After the male and female protagonists reunite, the female protagonist leads the male protagonist to the supermarket
Hostess "What did you buy last time?"
Male protagonist "Airplane"
Mistress "..."
2. The heroine tore off the male lead's check.
Male protagonist "Assistant, transfer 24k to Anna's account..."
The heroine "Ah, you can't do this! Ah!"
...I can't help the urge to roll my eyes
when
The male protagonist fell without warning! machine! !
I burst out laughing
That helicopter is smoking, and it's about to hit the river valley.
The female assistant next to her screamed as if she was dead.
The male protagonist is calm at the moment, without fear...
The lens turns
The hostess and the host's family are watching TV in the man's apartment at the top of the suspected TV tower in downtown Seattle
The disappearance of the male protagonist is actually on the news, it's still the kind of news at six o'clock
Putting my country on the news network
Awesome my president
What's even more awesome is that in just half a day, the male protagonist actually appeared at the door of the house, as if he just changed into a set of casual clothes. Well, his face is a little darker.
(smile manually)
In general, Fifty Shades of Darkness is a good Mary Sue movie, although the stalk is not as good as Smecta, but I can't stand SM as a gimmick (if they don't have sex, I might have fallen asleep), plus The photography technology is basically online, except that the male protagonist has a short neck and the female protagonist has a sagging breast. The basic appearance is clear.
Oh yes, there is another advantage, bring your girlfriends and snacks to watch, the process of complaining about the movie is definitely more interesting than the story
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