I really think it's not bad... Am I out of my mind...

Kody 2022-04-21 09:02:21

I took the time to watch it...Actually...how do I say it...

Although I watched the Chinese version of the idiot, I only read the English version when I came back, but I think the translation of this film is still better than other Chinese versions. There is a surprise = =

and its 3D effect is really good...at least it's much better than those movies that only have subtitles in 3D.... giant centipede and electric eel...still very charming ~╮(╯▽╰)╭

When I went to see it, there were almost all children in the theater....and parents...but they did laugh happily...Is everyone crazy... ?

Don't make a fuss, pretending young people, although I haven't stopped complaining about this movie with the sister paper next to me... But there is one sentence... If you are serious, you will lose!

At the end, I don't want to count how many bugs it has. Shut up and watch the spit of the muscle man and the old man, and the love between the muscle man and the beer belly. The muscles are so obscene... And that scene actually lasts for several minutes... It's a fool...

People who want to discuss its plot must be looking for abuse... Because this movie obviously has no plot at all. , think of where to go, and there are no such bland and thrilling turns = = Well, except for those creatures... They actually came back smoothly. I have to say that I have a strong sense of loss~

To sum up, okay ? Easy to have a 3D one! Not only subtitles have 3D! relaxing! No need to think about it at all! Just go with the male protagonists! There are also beautiful views to enjoy! You were also taken aback when the giant centipede appeared! Riding a bee or something is obviously fun! You are smiling so much! 's movie....

Let go of the extremes and watch an interesting adventure that satisfies the eyes and the soul, isn't it?

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Extended Reading
  • Serenity 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    Spending 80 yuan is not to see Dwayne Johnson show his white teeth and be a good father. The mentally retarded plot lacks coherence and climax. With so many beef slices every year, these garbage are introduced to fool people.

  • Nakia 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    mentally handicapped children

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island quotes

  • Hank: [singing] I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom, for me and for you. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! I see giant bees, and I could have told ya: Don't trust Alexander - he's older than Yoda. And I think to myself: What a wonderful world! The island that we stand on... Well, it's currently sinking. Sending those secret codes - what the heck were you drinking? But it's all in the past, we wiped the slate clean! We're going to find Nemo's submarine! And you'll think to yourself: What a wonderful world. Oh, yeah...

  • Kailani: Hey, I can't believe we actually made it off the island!

    Sean: Yeah...

    [they look at each other]

    Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

    Sean: [turns to face Hank, whispering back angrily] I'm not gonna pop my pecs.

    Hank: Now's the perfect time to pop your pecs. She's gonna love it, believe me. You...

    Sean: I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

    Hank: Do it, do it...

    Sean: No, I'm not gonna pop my pecs!

    Hank: She would love it, believe me!

    Sean: No...

    Kailani: Ahem!

    [Sean turns back to her]

    Kailani: You two done yet?

    Hank: [whispering into Sean's ear] Pop your pecs.

    Kailani: [puts her hands around Sean's neck] Thank you. For everything.

    [she kisses him]

    Hank: [to himself] That works too.