"Deadly Black Orchid": This killer is a bit of a god

Isobel 2022-04-20 09:01:44

I used to think that Li Bai would be able to brag about it: a scholar who actually said "kill a person in ten steps, and leave a thousand miles behind", does it really mean killing melons and vegetables? Unexpectedly, the French old man Luc Besson made a movie version of Li Bai's bragging. The female lead in "Deadly Black Orchid" written by him is simply "chopping wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning all the way"! Between cow A and cow C, it shines!
Yes, the killer is indeed a cool-sounding profession. If you want to say that a person is a murderer, you may not feel anything other than horrible, but if you want to say that a person is a killer, wow, so cool ! Moreover, the female killer in "Deadly Black Orchid" will draw an orchid on the person's chest after killing or even before killing the person, and then throw another orchid next to the person who was killed. To be so elegant, it can be regarded as the first person in ancient and modern times. In the end, the female killer got on the long-distance bus and flew away, and it was quite a bit of "fuck off the clothes and hide in the name". When I was in middle school, I really liked to read Gu Long's martial arts novels, especially Chu Liuxiang, she was so handsome and cool, she even had to leave a note before stealing something: "Wen Jun has a beautiful beauty in white jade, carved by his ingenious hands, invincible. My heart is longing for it. Tonight is right, when I come to take it from the moon, Jun Su Yada, it will not make me go back and forth in vain." At that time, I recited this passage as a masterpiece such as "The Story of Yueyang Tower" and "The Story of Peach Blossom Spring". Although I couldn't reach it, I yearned for it. It seems that the Chinese and the French are really similar in terms of romance. Even theft and murder can be made like dating.
I do not object to the exaggeration or even fabrication of art such as literature, film and television. This kind of thing is like a dream. Dreams always have absurd and bizarre aspects, but you must convince the dreamer that this is a dream. basic. But you can imagine a 9-year-old girl, in the face of the massacre, can still sit calmly at the table, deal with the killer, and can suddenly take out the knife from under the table and pin the killer's hand on the table , and then run away with a parkour move like a thunderbolt? And why does the girl's father believe that his daughter will be able to escape and give her such an important thing? Also, 15 years later, the heroine pretended to be drunk and crashed into a police car and sneaked into the police station. She simply killed the target she wanted to kill, and blamed the police on guard. Then she slipped back to her prison and pretended to sleep soundly. In the end, everything was fine. It is simply too bizarre to walk out of the police station with a drunk driving knot. If it's not that she's too amazing, the police are too stupid. And there will be a hole or window in the film anytime and anywhere, allowing him to escape, enter the room, and hide weapons. It's really like a sentence in the promotional poster of the film that I saw in the bathroom: "Nothing can stop Kata. Leah". The funniest thing is that the scene where she kills the ultimate boss, the gangster Louis, is like a child's play. It's really a paradise where Luer doesn't leave, and there's a dog in the car, you come in! I don't think it's anyone else's fault after Louis's death, he can only settle the account with the director and let him die so aggrieved. And what I don't understand the most is, why did this Katalia have to kill more than 20 people to find Louis before? In the end, looking at the results, there is no necessary connection between finding Louis and killing these more than 20 people. With her amazing ability, she directly confused the police or officials of the CIA. Wouldn't it be okay to ask for the address? Why so much trouble! Originally wanted to lead the snake out of the hole, but in the end, he got into trouble, and even his grandmother and uncle took their lives! As for the emotional scene of the film, it is even more weak. A boyfriend appeared inexplicably, because the boyfriend exposed his identity inexplicably, that's all, because there is not too much foreshadowing and plot, so we are not too moved.
In the past, I thought that only famous Chinese directors could easily make bad films, such as "The Promise", "Assassination Qin" and so on. I didn't expect that foreign directors would also make tricks. Although Luc Besson was only a screenwriter in this film, It's still one of them, but obviously, the biggest flaw of this film is that the plot is too badly edited. However, the editing and rhythm of the film are still very lively, so although it feels ridiculous, it is not boring. If you just want to watch the excitement, that's fine. However, I have a whim, and suggest which famous Chinese director, might as well buy the copyright of this drama and remake it. The place where the incident happened, not in the Americas, I think it is Guizhou, China, the title of the film. I thought about it, it's called "Guizhou Magic", maybe I can get some sponsors! As for the plot of drawing orchids on the chest, we can't completely copy it, can we, just change the drawing of chrysanthemums! Why is it chrysanthemum? hey, you get the idea!

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