Pure rant, no malice at all.
[As a moviegoer who has not watched "Speed", it is very stressful]
It is always easy to trigger facial blindness when watching movies in the cinema, especially for people like me who have not watched famous movies, Van Wuke appeared Later, I thought it was Guo Da Statham, and was laughed at by the friend next to me.
However, I really can't compliment Fan Wu Ke's acting skills.
Fighting a witch - serious face
found a dangerous situation on the plane - serious face
teasing flight attendants - 45 degree smiling face
teasing an old friend - 45 degree smiling face
...and a bunch of model-style stereotyped expressions.jpg
Even Fan Wu You can't make an exaggerated expression like a Chinese emoji. Anyway, you have to have a little ups and downs. When you are serious, your face is paralyzed, and you basically rely on roaring when you are anxious.
Since Van Wuk's expression didn't appeal to me, the attention turned to something else - big breasts. Originally, there was nothing wrong with this chest. The tough guys in American movies have this image. As a result, a flat-chested girl appeared for comparison. (The key scene is Wu Ke holding the girl's hand on his big chest.)
In addition, the bento assistant seems to be useless. The silent appearance and inexplicable disappearance and the final reversal are too connected. It's blunt, especially when he was killed by the witch at the end of the lunch. If he really helped the witch, he would just stab the girl to death after she entered the dream. This plot is really a big bug. I'm prosopagnosed, and my assistant recognized him as Spider-Man after he came out.
Grandpa Dolan is the acting and laughing contractor of the whole play. He has acted in many blockbusters "Ace Agent", "Inception" and "Deadly Magic" before, so he is very familiar. But why do you want to play this, grandpa? You can still show your acting skills when you look at Wu Ke, who is paralyzed.
[The makeup of this show is poisonous]
My image of witches is still in Harry Potter. When I see the witches in this show, my aesthetics are shattered. Makeup stylists are all straight men with cancer, so it doesn't matter if you look ugly, what do you mean by getting so many maggots and bugs? Don't the witch not take a bath, anyway, the witch has magic, can't make a beauty or something by picking up the beauty of her own. Making it so ugly and disgusting is to prevent Wu Ke from being soft-hearted because the witch is a woman!
As soon as the witch came out, no one ate the popcorn in the audience. When the insects were flying all over the sky or crawling all over the floor, someone would hear gasping sounds. I thought it was watching a fantasy movie. The next time a bunch of black bugs flew out, my intensive phobia was about to commit.
[Chinese audiences have passed the era of only watching special effects]
Once upon a time, when you hear the words Hollywood, special effects, and blockbusters, you can't wait to go to the cinema to find out. No matter how weak the plot is, after watching the full-screen special effects, I will feel that it is worth the ticket price. But today, with the rise of domestic films and the baptism of blockbusters of various eras, the Chinese audience's concept of film is more concerned with the plot of the film and the acting skills of the actors. The special effects are just icing on the cake but no longer an absolute advantage.
The special effects of "The Witcher Hunter" still maintain the high standards of American movies, but this plot simply treats the audience as a three-year-old child who has just changed his diaper. The witch was stabbed to death - the witch was resurrected - the witch and Wu Ke fought - the witch was stabbed to death again. The Witch King who fought against the five scumbags is worthy of those little ones who worked so hard to resurrect her. There really are a bunch of sleeping people in the cinema, but I can't blame them. This bland and watery plot makes people not want to guess. If the final boss is Grandpa Dolan, there may be some surprises in this story, but it turned out to be a dead end.
According to the plot of the movie, sorcerers should coexist peacefully with humans. I wonder if the director is a fan of Lord Pei. Are the maggots and bugs crawling around in the cake shop a mockery of street food? It seems that the U.S. Department of Health is too. eat dry rice.
Flat-chested girls and big-chested Wu Ke really have no sense of CP! It's not as good as Wu Ke and the weak assistant looking at harmony! No matter how bad it is, the level of communication between Wu Ke and the old man is quite deep! As a result, it must be superfluous. Wu Ke and his sister drive a sports car and drift to save the world. You two should honestly go to "Speed and Passion" and "A Song of Ice and Fire".
In short, this is a real American fast food movie that forgets the plot after leaving the cinema. Girls who want to lose weight can go and watch it, and those with intensive phobia should be cautious.
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