Bad film = a "all in one" monster

Edmond 2022-01-06 08:01:07

Seeing the so-called English gentleman pretending to be crazy and stupid, I remembered "Mr. Bean".
Seeing him taking that servant (Jock) to challenge the Russian black boss, I remembered "Don Quixote".
Seeing them driving a three-wheeled motorcycle trying to get rid of the car's chase, I remembered "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth".
Looking at the core plot of "Snatching around Baohua", I was reminded of last year's "Fuchun Mountain Residence", the king of bad movies.
The lines are extremely boring, and some "stalks" are not suitable for oriental people to understand. For example, he said, "I didn't come from Eton College, where the GAY crowds are". This kind of irony probably only resonates with the British. Rather than the tenderness of a woman (sleeping on the sofa) and the behavior of having a beard, it is undoubtedly the pedantry of the English gentlemen (of course, if you want to put it brightly, it is called "persistence").
I didn't expect it to be a hobby of the folk subtitle group. It was introduced and translated by the national team-China Film Group. The Huayi Brothers LOGO appeared at the beginning of the film. Could it be considered as a co-producer? It is totally incomprehensible. What excitement did the group of professionals see in this film? My experience of watching movies is: I fell asleep halfway through. It can be seen how boring it is.

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  • Trevion 2022-03-25 09:01:13

    It's good to laugh, I was cute by Paul Bettany, Lao Jia's voice is so nice~ Ivan's character is also losing his integrity, on duty and on charge or something

  • Ayden 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    There used to be a classic love: You jump I jump, and now there is a Depu-style love: You vomit I vomit; yesterday we were still discussing Mengbao Dabai, after today we should talk about Meng Shu Depp again; Britain does not There is only 007, and Depp, the detective who frequently appears in new funny situations; the ten Captain Jacks are not as sexy as Depp's horror. #贵族大贼# When infested, please keep smiling.

Mortdecai quotes

  • Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.

    Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you find yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?

    Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.

  • Mortdecai: [arrives at hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!

    [sees bikini-clad girls in the lobby]

    Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.

    [asks hotel clerk]

    Mortdecai: Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?

    Hotel Clerk: Checking in?

    Mortdecai: I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.

    Hotel Clerk: Checking in?

    Jock: Yeah, we're checking in.

    Mortdecai: I suspect I may need to redecorate.

    Hotel Clerk: Room 326, overlooks the pool.

    [hands over a room card]

    Mortdecai: So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.

    Hotel Clerk: Do you need help with your bags?

    Mortdecai: No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country.