I haven't eaten the first bowl of rice, and the second bowl is sour again.

Brennan 2022-04-21 09:02:24

On Friday evening at 6:15, a friend called me to tell me that there was an extra movie ticket for Alice 2 at 7 o'clock, and asked if I wanted to watch it. I looked at the freshly boiled spicy beef instant noodles on the induction cooker, hesitated for five seconds and agreed. This five-second hesitation is because I haven't watched Alice 1, but I have watched Alice 1's trailer countless times. On the electronic screen of Hangzhou City Railway Station, I felt like I really wanted to watch it. Movies, but because I was still a very poor student at the time, I always took the slowest green-skinned train, and loved Laotan pickled cabbage noodles and pickled chicken feet, which were the most stimulating to my taste buds. At that time, I was almost reluctant to go to the cinema to watch a movie. The ticket price for one movie was almost the cost of my food for a week. Later, when I could watch it online, I watched the title for about five minutes, but I didn’t continue to watch it. , because I think this type of movie is made for the cinema, and my 14-inch HP laptop can't explain it. Later, the projector was very long grass, and I swore that when I got a projector, I would definitely watch all the movies I didn't see in the cinema. This includes Alice 1 .
When I received a call from a friend, my heart almost collapsed. The first reaction in my brain was how can I finish this steaming pot of instant noodles as quickly as possible and then rush to the cinema; the second The first reaction is that I haven't watched Alice 1, the plot will not keep up, but the idea of ​​not watching it for nothing finally defeated everything, because although I am no longer a student, I am still not rich.
Now let’s talk about the main topic. The film begins in the Straits of Malacca, and I began to guess that this is a film related to Chinese culture. I actually don’t like foreign films that talk about Chinese culture. I always feel that they don’t understand. Fortunately, there is no depth other than clothes. The picture, color, and clothing are all unsuccessful. To be honest, I don't think it has the expected effect. When she entered the mirror and started her fantasy journey, God, all I had in my mind was the simple and crude combination of the two movies "The Thief" and "Night at the Museum". I also told myself that this is just an opening, and the exciting things may be at the back. When she came to the fairy tale world, I probably knew the story began. When I saw Anne Hathaway and Johnny Depp babbling on, I thought the story was about to begin. Sure enough, the brave Alice was determined to travel and find time, and the story really wanted to become more and more interesting.
But it seems that the story is really not as exciting as you think. Time is a person. Well, where does time come from? If he is time, how did he come into being? Who was the time before people. This question is really maddening, but fortunately this is still a simple story, Alice just wants to get a magic ball, so that she can move freely like a drawer in Doraemon. Next is probably a set of special relativity. Can we change the present by traveling back to the past? So Alice began her surfing in the sea of ​​time. After a few rounds, we found that Alice was unable to change, and forcing the change would freeze time and freeze the love. So will time pass after being frozen? Is time a wave or a particle? During the whole process, I was actually recalling the "A Brief History of Time" that Wuwei pretended to have watched a little at that time, and then I became even more confused.
As for whether the special effects can be worth the ticket price, I didn't spend any money anyway, it just took some time, and I probably won't watch the first one again, the time saved just equalized. Just like eating a bowl of sour rice, you don't even want to know what it tastes like when it's not sour.

View more about Alice Through the Looking Glass reviews

Extended Reading
  • Lionel 2022-03-23 09:02:06

    It's rare to be able to justify it, and it's a surprise as a sequel. Confess the Red Queen. Personally, I understand very well the grief and anger of Xiao Chuan Niu being framed for eating something when she is very restrained. Kiss the big head. I would give one more star if it ended in a time freeze.

  • Demarco 2022-03-22 09:01:59

    How do you feel that there is no spiritual energy? AH's character is really annoying to the extreme. This is a mysterious and silent story of a foodie who refuses to admit that he ate it and almost caused the destruction of the universe. That's why I wanted to cry when Rickman's voice came out.

Alice Through the Looking Glass quotes

  • Alice Kingsleigh: [finds a young Hatter at the marketplace] Hatter? Hatter? It's you!

    [hugs a surprised Hatter]

    Alice Kingsleigh: You're you again!

    Mad Hatter: Well, if I'm not, I wish I was. Have we met?

    Alice Kingsleigh: Yes! Well, no. I mean, not yet.

    Mad Hatter: That's funny. Actually, I should know you.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Well, we have met once when I was younger.

    Mad Hatter: Well, I'm afraid I don't recall.

    Alice Kingsleigh: That's because it hasn't happened yet.

    Mad Hatter: Oh. When will it happen?

    Alice Kingsleigh: Years from now, when you're older.

    Mad Hatter: [confused] I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older.

    Alice Kingsleigh: I realize it doesn't make much sense.

    Mad Hatter: [pauses] Makes perfect sense to me. I'm Tarrant.

    Alice Kingsleigh: [shakes his hand] I know. I'm Alice.

    Mad Hatter: [amused] Alice? You seem to have time all mixed up.

  • Bayard: [after Alice falls from the sky and into a flower bed, her Underland friends surround and greet her] Alice.

    White Rabbit: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

    March Hare: It's that girl again!

    Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

    [the Bandersnatch roars his greeting and pants, smiling at Alice]

    Mallymkun: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Have I come at a bad time?

    White Queen: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

    Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?

    White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.

    Tweedledee: Or the matter of the Hatter.

    Tweedledum: The former.

    Tweedledee: No, the latter.

    White Queen: [rolls her eyes] Tweedles.

    [gives them a look as if to say, "Get to the point, please."]

    Tweedledee: [in unison with Tweedledum] He's mad.

    Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?

    [the Tweedles nod]

    Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know.

    [climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style]

    Alice Kingsleigh: That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.

    Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

    Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

    Cheshire Cat: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped YOU might help us save him.