Warning: Please don't provoke a foodie

Stephania 2022-04-19 09:02:09




"Alice in Wonderland 2" has been released for a week. At the beginning, I actually refused because the director is no longer Tim Burton.

Johnny Depp without Tim Burton is like yu sheng without mustard. It is delicious, but it lacks soul.

Today, I couldn't beat Xiao Tomato, who just finished a lovelorn trip. I went to see this "beautiful" movie with her. After watching it, I was like: WTF!!

It turns out that

this movie is nothing but beauty.






Did the writer and director spend a night figuring out the script with their toes?

Now that Disney's princess movies have become very distracting, do you have the nerve to use such works to fool money?

Isn't this the story of a middle school girl destroying the world? Is it necessary to shoot such an upright face?

The story is probably about such

a rebellious girl who took other people's hearts in order to save her friends. After almost destroying the world, an apology was forgiven by everyone.

are you playing with me? !




The big villain called "Time" told her that she might die if she took this artifact, but Alice still stole the artifact without hesitation.

It 's like the phone is

out of power, what should I do? Just unplug the ventilator on the adjoining bed, I'll just use it anyway, and I'll give it back to you in a while~

Fall! How can I fall in love with such a heroine?




And that "time", didn't you say that you are the villain of this episode?

In the front, there was a rendering of "Time can't be defeated!" BALABALA... He has the ability to defy the sky and can trap people for a fixed period of time, why can't he catch up with a little girl?
Alice almost killed you, and you accepted her simple apology? The routine should have trapped her in the most miserable minute of her life and never had an extra life!

It turns out that "time" is still a warm man! ! I will make a cute handmade music box for my sweetheart! ! !

Lord "Time", the villain's momentum, the villain's integrity! !
The Red Queen in the last movie is going to behead people at any time. You are too embarrassing for the villain!


(PS objectively speaking, the setting of the character "time" is the only bright spot of this movie)
(PSS, isn't this really Xu Jinjiang pretending to be?)

Let's talk about the Red Queen, you know that Alice has traveled back and forth, and traveled to Finally found out what was the original point of the whole story? All jealousy, greed, cruelty is because of...

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A fruit cookie





That's right, because the Red Queen's younger sister, the White Queen, stole the last piece of fruit biscuits when they were little kids, and framed it for the Red Queen, so the two sisters formed a relationship.

And the Red Queen burned down villages, started wars, caused countless casualties, and dominated the entire underground world... all for her sister's apology.

Seeing this, Sister Xiaosha feels that her IQ has been deeply insulted...

You are the companion piece of "Wuji", "Wuji" is "a bloody case caused by a steamed bun", you are "the evil result caused by a piece of biscuit" "...
The money from the screenwriter is still used for visual effects, the pictures are beautiful, and the story is weak...

Director, you must have a brother named Chen Kaige.

But to be honest, I quite understand the Red Queen. If someone dares to steal my food, I must destroy his entire paradise.

This is my bottom line as a foodie!



I came out of the movie theater today, and I was completely stunned.

It is really rare to see more than a dozen supporting characters just to show cuteness, and none of the protagonists are good people.

To say that it is useless is not objective, at least it tells us a truth:

never provoke a foodie, you never know what he will do for food! ! !

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Extended Reading
  • Leanna 2022-03-20 09:01:54

    5.5/point screening, without Tim Burton, the art has no charm, only gorgeous scenes. The biggest highlight is the service and visual effects. The play tells a story about family and love in a lawful manner. Hathaway is too beautiful, but the scene is too vases, and Depp's performance is not brilliant. It is a mediocre film. In fact, the greatest significance is probably to commemorate the deceased Professor Snape Alan Rickman.

  • Royce 2022-03-21 09:02:06

    This sequel didn't take advantage of her strong visual impact when the previous I Max was popular, but also changed the characters in the original work beyond recognition... The mad hatter who suffered and hated was completely lost. The red heart and white chess sisters reconciled inexplicably, and the other people's roles are also pitiful... The idea of ​​the film is very strange. After an adventure, Alice actually chose to be self-contained in the end, but her mother finally changed her attitude...

Alice Through the Looking Glass quotes

  • Alice Kingsleigh: [from trailer] Time is a he?

    White Queen: He is not someone you want as your enemy.

    Alice Kingsleigh: Please, sir. The Hatter is in danger.

    Time: Young lady, your time is up.

    Mad Hatter: This cannot be good.

  • Red Queen: [from trailer] Hello, Alice.

    Mad Hatter: Aaahhh!