FML!

Precious 2022-04-21 09:02:18

I watched "Death Comes 4" tonight, and I felt a lot of emotion after watching the movie. Now I will share it with you.

It's a bit troublesome to remember the names of English characters, so let's give some nicknames to the main characters first. Nick (protagonist) - prophet male; Lori (female protagonist) - exposed woman; Hunt (supporting actor) - brave man; Janet (supporting actress) - cold-blooded woman; George (supporting actor) - black police officer. Let's discuss these 5 people first.

The prophet man is the consistent central character of the death series, who can predict the occurrence of vicious casualties in advance, and is a sunny man who likes to observe and think carefully (the elementary school nature class must be a good student in the teacher's heart). Except for his shapely body and Niu B's arms that I envy, there is nothing special to say.

Expose girl, why do you give this nickname to the female pig's feet? Because in addition to the ML woman in the whole film (even suspected that the director specially invited such an actor to ML in order to attract attention), she likes to be exposed the most, such as wearing only underwear at home, and looking for a car repair man. , Yes, also let the director give a shot of the buttocks, round and plump, let us rejoice. This woman also has a unique skill: she can vomit blood severely without injury to the aerodigestive tract (pay attention to the elevator crushing part at the end), I think if our master Shi Yongxin can use this method freely when he dares to compete with the Muay Thai king, then My life can be guaranteed. The Muay Thai king put Shi Yongzhu Dashi (a typo) on his thigh with an iron knee. Shi Dashi immediately fell to the ground and vomited blood. , Even if you are afraid of not competing with the Muay Thai king, you can protect yourself when you encounter hooligans.

Brave man, this man always thinks that he is big enough to be a man, so machismo is rampant, he hangs out with his girlfriend behind his back, and likes to bully children to satisfy his sadistic desires. The pity is that Lucky Coin can't keep his buttocks. After a while, the two buttocks are drawn into the pipe, which pollutes the environment and makes the audience feel sick (here I am very grateful to the director for not letting the excrement shadows emerge).

Cold-blooded girl, um, the most cold-blooded and stubborn is this young lady. People on the track are shocked and scared when they die. It's my boyfriend's turn to be over. Not only is he not sentimental, but he talks and laughs with his friends (also criticizes the male and female pigs' feet), and also enjoys shopping to see Movies (for fear of others not knowing that I am bisexual, I went to see "True Love" with my girlfriend). If you want me to say, these sisters should have died tragically long ago, and being hit by a car is a stroke of luck.

Black police officer, my buddy is a breeding cow who is not afraid of death. No, first study the method of death in the spirit of Shennong's self-taste of all kinds of herbs, and then after experiencing various methods of death, not only a bit of painful expressions, but immediately open champagne to eat Cookies to celebrate. He talked about the death of his wife and daughter, and his life was still enjoyable. In the end, it was a happy death. He was hit by an ambulance and died, and it was a bit of a happy death.

In addition, there are many surprising places in the film. For example, in the clip of water flooding Jinshan, no one found the water flowing from the crack of the door in the huge hospital, and there were no medical staff in the intensive care unit to check it, and it was not in a Chinese hospital. Fortunately, the director made an inadvertent explanation, this doctor is Chinese, and according to my analysis, there are still a lot of Chinese medical staff in the hospital; another example is the ambulance driver who hit and killed a black police officer. Is it broken, can you run over it, I'm still rushing home to steal vegetables", yes, maybe this driver is also Chinese~

Throughout the whole play, except for the woman who died in the way of a one-eyed dragon, the way of death of others is still It can well confirm the title on the poster, "Rest in Pieces" - sliced ​​hiccups ~ I think if all the people in the film see themselves so dead in another world, they will definitely say it in unison Sigh: FML!!!

Eating apples and watching death come 4, this night is really warm...

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  • Hunt Wynorski: That's a lot of Tampons for one woman.

  • Hunt Wynorski: We just lost a really hot MILF.