A breath of immortality from the Jade Emperor

Terrill 2022-04-23 07:02:18

For me, the biggest attraction of the movie "Kung Fu King" may not be Jackie Chan and Jet Li, nor the white-haired witch and the golden sparrow; the one I find most interesting is the Jade Emperor's fellow, because that fellow is really funny .
Why, please let me list:

First, the old Jade Emperor entrusted the image of a fool in the original Journey to the West and became a good old man. He was very magnanimous in all kinds of things, including Sun Wukong, who likes to make trouble, and he did not let him Put on the air and lose your temper and say something decent.

Second, most immortals can float, or somersault clouds or something, and their movements are elegant and graceful, but when the Jade Emperor and his wife, the Queen Mother, left the dining table, they chose to jump like a corpse. This sucks.

Third, the reason why the Jade Border God of War succeeded was because the Jade Emperor and his wife went to practice together. Well, cultivating with my wife, what kind of kung fu are you practicing? Jade Girl Heart Sutra?

Fourth, after the completion of the matter, the old Jade Emperor asked the buddy, what do you want? The foreign monkey boy said, I want to go home, do you remember how the Jade Emperor replied: "It's great" very well. It is estimated that the Jade Emperor thought that if he dared to ask me for USD, RMB or gold bars, I would fight him.

Fifth, the Jade Emperor blew Yang Hou's child back to Boston, the United States with a breath of immortality. The breath of immortality was very long, but seeing that the child did not respond, he knew that the Jade Emperor's breath must be very fresh. I don't know which brand he used. toothpaste?

Well, with Jade Emperor, I feel that Shuang J is a supporting role. If there is still a sparring, I would have forgotten that this is the movie they starred in. That fight is still there to see, enough strength.

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The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.

  • The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.