Your wrinkles are my heartache

Garnet 2022-04-23 07:02:18


Taking [King of Kung Fu] as a show on my birthday, sitting in the first row and watching the wrinkles of Double J up close, my favorite is the sparring part, the silent monk is Shaolin martial arts, Lu Yan is drunk boxing, in an instant Thinking of their respective famous works [Shaolin Temple] and [Drunken Fist], now that handsome men are in power, martial arts stars really have no successors. Wu Jing has dyed blue hair and plays a supporting role in underworld movies. Donnie Yen's movie seems to be lacking. Everyone's style. . . The big stars who were once admired by most of the Chinese people went to Hollywood one by one to be funny, cool, and supporting roles.
I basically didn't watch the later films of Jet Li and Jackie Chan. It's really not our cup of tea. I'd rather watch Fang Shiyu Huang Feihong on CCTV6 over and over again while eating. What I like about Jackie Chan's works is [New Police Story].
The big production of [King of Kung Fu] is just [Hero] + [House of Flying Daggers] + [Golden Armor] + [Night Banquet] in the eyes of little girls who have seen more "worldliness". But there is no Chinese who put the great Chinese science fiction film [Journey to the West], which is supreme in my mind, on the big screen. Seeing the Monkey King, the Peach Blossom Forest, and the White-haired Witch on the screen, I was so excited that I thought about it. If [Journey to the West] can shoot the effect of [The Lord of the Rings], [The Legend of the White-haired Witch] can shoot [Titanic]. romantic. . .

The silent monk waited, waited, waited, and waited until Skywalker, with white skin and yellow hair, he liked Shaw Brothers movies and wanted to learn Chinese KONGFU just to pick up girls.

I'll wait, wait, wait, and wait until the [Journey to the West] that I'm looking forward to, although the plot is a bit mentally retarded and there isn't enough martial arts, but I bear it and feel sad.
I paid RMB to go to the cinema to watch [King of Kung Fu], hoping that in my lifetime, I can see the real classics in my mind on the silver screen.

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Extended Reading
  • Alessandra 2021-12-15 08:01:09

    Some movies are worth watching if they know that they are not highly rated, such as the "King of Kung Fu" with double J~~

  • Clemens 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    Just for her to get a chance for me to see Jackie Chan and Jet Li fighting

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.