Journey to the West Edition Lord of the Rings Plus Dragon Ball and Star Wars

Liliane 2022-04-22 07:01:31

When I see that the Jade Emperor speaks English more fluently than Clinton, I believe many people will be moved to tears. The country's compulsory education has been popularized to heaven!

The Mars film with Journey to the West as the background is the first feeling I watched, and I can see the style of Lord of the Rings everywhere, it really seems very nondescript

Jackie Chan is the drunk version of Aragon

Michael Angarano is the American boy next door version of Frodo, only But he was escorting a golden cudgel instead of a ring, and he had a shining name: Skywalker! I wonder how George Lucas will feel when he sees it?

Li Bingbing is the COSPLAY version of Saluman and

Li Lianjie's style is like a monk version of Gandalf!

And Liu Yifei, reluctantly be a heroine version of the elf prince. . .

The mission of the four guards is to go to heaven to save Sun Wukong... What an exciting plot! Erlang is like the shemale version of Zoro. Even in the end, he wanted to destroy the golden hoop rod and summoned the lava of Mount Doom. Don't blame me for being imaginative. At that moment, I even thought of the final clearance scene of Diablo!

My comments are messy, but this movie is even messier than mine. I have always liked Jackie Chan, but I have to accept the reality that our elder brother is really old, and even the drunken martial arts scene seems weak And it's not like the ecstasy I used to watch "Drunken Fist". Except for Jackie Chan and Jet Li, two Chinese martial arts superstars competing in Chinese-style English, I can't find any other funny places.

There are too many entertainment films of the same type. Really, it will be boring to watch. The only thing that interests the male compatriots is that Xiao Long Nv's first kiss on the screen has also been deleted! Then what are you looking at!

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The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.

  • The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.