Journey to the West Edition Lord of the Rings Plus Dragon Ball and Star Wars

Liliane 2022-04-22 07:01:31

When I see that the Jade Emperor speaks English more fluently than Clinton, I believe many people will be moved to tears. The country's compulsory education has been popularized to heaven!

The Mars film with Journey to the West as the background is the first feeling I watched, and I can see the style of Lord of the Rings everywhere, it really seems very nondescript

Jackie Chan is the drunk version of Aragon

Michael Angarano is the American boy next door version of Frodo, only But he was escorting a golden cudgel instead of a ring, and he had a shining name: Skywalker! I wonder how George Lucas will feel when he sees it?

Li Bingbing is the COSPLAY version of Saluman and

Li Lianjie's style is like a monk version of Gandalf!

And Liu Yifei, reluctantly be a heroine version of the elf prince. . .

The mission of the four guards is to go to heaven to save Sun Wukong... What an exciting plot! Erlang is like the shemale version of Zoro. Even in the end, he wanted to destroy the golden hoop rod and summoned the lava of Mount Doom. Don't blame me for being imaginative. At that moment, I even thought of the final clearance scene of Diablo!

My comments are messy, but this movie is even messier than mine. I have always liked Jackie Chan, but I have to accept the reality that our elder brother is really old, and even the drunken martial arts scene seems weak And it's not like the ecstasy I used to watch "Drunken Fist". Except for Jackie Chan and Jet Li, two Chinese martial arts superstars competing in Chinese-style English, I can't find any other funny places.

There are too many entertainment films of the same type. Really, it will be boring to watch. The only thing that interests the male compatriots is that Xiao Long Nv's first kiss on the screen has also been deleted! Then what are you looking at!

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  • Tyrel 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    Jackie Chan is really the guarantee of a bad movie, and Jet Li is also useless.

  • Devonte 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    two tigers in one maountan"

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.