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Some Opinions on the Jade Emperor
Vito 2022-04-21 09:02:16
The Great Emperor, as the head of the gods, can I give you some advice? Is it okay to make up for the construction quality class when you are having fun with the Queen Mother? Although I know that your drop in Asgard is a bit shabby, you should also pay attention to durability and blame? You see, the Jade Juice God of War has been ruined. We all feel that the quality is not good enough, and it will be broken when we touch it. Does Tiangong also have a tofu slag project? Does Asgard suggest that you can make more doors? When you and the Queen Mother went to practice, you walked like a little yellow hair returning to the world. He is returning to the world, and you are practicing. I am afraid that the gods will say that you are a fake public benefit, and you are clearly practicing, and secretly go to the world for a honeymoon. ~ When the gods are reclaiming the immortals, can you add an IQ test? Although the Jade Juice God of War is a bit idiotic, you can see him tossing the white-haired witch. He knew that Xiao Huangmao and the others were heading towards Asgard, and they had to chase them all the way from the teahouse to Asgard. Wait, I'm so tired, I can't bear to watch it! Great Emperor, can you send people down to earth without blowing immortal energy next time? The air quality index in Nongdi has dropped seriously. Can you use a dust whisk or a long sleeve to swing it, so that you may look more handsome~ By the way, can the Great Emperor pay attention to safety in his magic spells next time? You see, Xiao Huangmao fell on the ground until his nose was blue and his face was swollen! Even looking at it makes me feel distressed~ And there is the immortality wine, can you not be like WEI GE? You see, our brother Long was so excited after drinking it that he didn't add stimulants, right? ..........
Extended Reading
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Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.
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The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.