Copy is king

Frieda 2022-04-21 09:02:16

For kung fu movies, people feel more and more desperate. No wonder Master Xing is going to take a warm route like "Yangtze River No. 7". But it is said that kung fu is very popular among foreign country bumpkins, so Jackie Chan and Jet Li are very popular. Well, finally it's our turn to see the Gringo as a hillbilly. Damn, that's kung fu. Of course, it takes some effort to become a king.

The so-called kung fu is the kung fu of copying. The plot of "The Lord of the Rings", the samurai costumes of "Star Wars", refit the kung fu scenes of "House of Flying Daggers", "Kung Fu" and "Golden Armor", oh, don't forget the three sets of "Night Banquet", Weigh! I copied you all, and "King of Kung Fu" was born.

Hey, if I knew there would be such a movie, I didn't watch the previous blockbusters, what a lot of money! Movie tickets aren't cheap either! Why do I think the Shaw Brothers kung fu movies that used to be better when the scumbags meet each other? Although the plot is idiotic enough, at least the action design of others is solid. It's not like this high-tech, which can be turned around in the air for 720 weeks at any time, which is very depressing. Insult my IQ, this is also called kung fu! If there is no good action, you can make up for it with some plot. Grandma, insulting my IQ again, you think you look like a ghost, you are the Lord of the Rings!

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  • Melisa 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    It's all for Jackie Chan and Jet Li

  • John 2022-03-26 09:01:06

    I know it sucks to watch. .

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • [Lu Yan meets the Silent Monk for the first time]

    Lu Yan: Ahh, good to get off my feet! Long day. So, where you from? Shangdong Province? You look like the Shangdong Province type. You come here often?

    [the Monk doeesn't answer]

    Lu Yan: That staff doesn't belong to you. You have to give it to me, or somebody might get hurt.

  • Jason Tripitikas: Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where you came from is the dream, Through The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: What is that, like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You are either a Zen Master or You carry something very special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?