Kingsman jade is in front, Depp, please kneel

Jaren 2022-01-06 08:01:07

Mortdecai

Mortdecai

I really don't want to give Depp a bad review. But apart from Depp's performance, there is really nothing to watch in this film.

In mainland China, kingsman's schedule is earlier than Mortdecai. After watching Kingsman's authentic British humor, I can't appreciate Depp's imitation of British humor.

Not to be spoiled, the film's plot rhythm is very poor, and it seems that there is no climax and is very flat. Action scene... Forget about the action scene. In terms of the plot, there is really no bright spot, and the rhythm is a bit weird. I always feel that I can't grasp the main point of the plot because it is not compact enough.

To be honest, I almost fell asleep while watching this film.

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  • Lionel 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    I'm not feeling left, this time too [Goodbye Chewing Depp

  • Katheryn 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    Paul/10,000/Uncle Depp doesn't have a star. Pity my Paul

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  • Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.

    Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you find yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?

    Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one.

  • Mortdecai: [arrives at hotel] Jock. Dear, sweet, sperm-heavy Jock. Behold this America, this new colossus, this fair land of the free!

    [sees bikini-clad girls in the lobby]

    Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.

    [asks hotel clerk]

    Mortdecai: Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?

    Hotel Clerk: Checking in?

    Mortdecai: I am Mortdecai, Lord of Silverdale. I should like to request a bucket of ice, "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a bulldozer.

    Hotel Clerk: Checking in?

    Jock: Yeah, we're checking in.

    Mortdecai: I suspect I may need to redecorate.

    Hotel Clerk: Room 326, overlooks the pool.

    [hands over a room card]

    Mortdecai: So all I must do is show up, and I'm presented with a credit card. No wonder your country's in financial ruin.

    Hotel Clerk: Do you need help with your bags?

    Mortdecai: No, I do not need help with my bags. I have a fucking manservant. Strange country.

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