Score, 250!

Ophelia 2022-04-20 09:01:44

After watching "King of Kung Fu", the formalist cat asked me, how is it, do you think it looks good?
I replied to her that it is difficult to evaluate this film by "good-looking" or "not good-looking", but if you want to give a score, it is ok, that is, 250!

Really 250 is enough.
Previously, there was a lot of publicity about the film. After filtering, there are basically two pieces of information about this film I got: First, there are fifteen minutes of Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the film. Hollywood, catch up with Zhang Ziyi. But these two are not really reliable.
Jackie Chan and Jet Li are indeed "fifteen minutes", but for those of us who have read all the movies, it's really not HIGH at all. The performance of the two is better than any one of the two previous masterpieces. much less. The only HIGH point is that these two "masters" have always been parallel lines before and do not intersect, but this time they intersect, but we have all evolved from monkeys to adults for many years, so there is no "intersection", in fact It has nothing to do with us. Moreover, the monkey Jet Li played, laughed so stupidly.
As for Liu Yifei, to put it simply, the chances of becoming popular in Hollywood and catching up with Zhang Ziyi are absolutely very low. On the contrary, the probability of another "vase" Li Bingbing is relatively higher, why? Because Li Bingbing exposed a ditch inside, there was a "famous saying" on the cat pounce, "If there is a ditch, there will be fire!" However, Li Bingbing exposed too little, probably only less than 10% of the "spherical surface", so she became popular The probability is estimated to be less than 10%.

After watching the movie, I ate rice noodles at a shop called "Aniu's Rice Noodles" near the cinema.
On one wall of the store is a legend about "Aniu's Rice Noodles": after Liu Sanjie married Aniu, she opened a "Aniu's Rice Noodle Shop". Because of Liu Sanjie's beauty and good cooking skills, "Aniu's Rice Noodle Shop" is very popular. Mo Huairen, a local rich man, coveted Liu Sanjie's beauty and wisdom for a long time. After many times of unsuccessful attempts, he colluded with the government and set fire to the rice noodle shop. When the local people heard the news, they were furious and rushed from all directions against the hoe. Seeing that a bloody conflict was inevitable, Liu Sanjie had to jump into the Li River. It was too late, but it was fast. Two carp jumped out of the river. Carp A carried Liu Sanjie and flew to the sky. From then on, Liu Sanjie became a fairy in charge of music and food; while carp B flicked its tail. He threw Mo Huairen into the river and pressed him with his tail, which later became "Carp Peak". A few years later, people found the secret recipe of "Aniu's Rice Noodles" on the wall in a cave by the Li River. Since then, the delicacy of "Aniu's Rice Noodles" has been introduced to the world...

To be honest, I think this story is better than the plot of "Kung Fu King", which is both the Monkey King and the white-haired witch. It is recommended that Jet Li play Brother Aniu next time, Jackie Chan plays Mo Huairen, and Liu Yifei plays Liu Sanjie, which is definitely better than this "King of Kung Fu". , maybe it's a matter of course.

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The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Lu Yan: A musician can have Kung Fu, or the poet who paints pictures with words and makes emperors weep, this too is Kung Fu.

  • The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.