Shut up if you want to shoot~ Those who dare to have an opinion, eat my budd palm first!

Eve 2022-04-20 09:01:44

Today, I finally showed the King of Kung Fu on ftp. When Xianle flutters in the Peach Club where the fairies gather, the white-haired, white-bearded, kind-eyed, and kind-eyed Jade Emperor classmates are surrounded by clouds and mists, exuding a charming halo, with a radiant face, and a peaceful, sudden burst of a face-saving tunnel at Sun Monkey. When speaking English, I was completely amazed~!

In the film, I can't help but feel ashamed watching the monkeys and monks, male, female, young, and old, who can freely convert between Chinese and English, shuttle back and forth, and have friendly conversations with international friends. When the Jade Emperor and Wukong of the new era also started to take the international route, I finally understood, I'm out of time.

Except that sometimes the funny makes me want to laugh a little, if the full score is 5 stars, I will give 4 stars! ! ! People want routines and routines, entertainment and entertainment, stars and stars, plots and plots, and scenes and scenes, what more do you want?

If you want to watch a literary film for a romantic mood, a horror film if you want to find excitement, or an ethical film if you think you have a deep understanding of it , Hollywood blockbusters are just like that. If you want to shoot, you should shut up . There is also the silent monk played by classmate Jet Li, who was actually a hair of Sun Monkey in the end, including the soaking urine that Jackie Chan threw on people's heads when he pretended to pray for rain, and people didn't have time to ask him to settle accounts immediately. It's fine to pull off the topic and rush to the Wuzhishan that suddenly appeared~~

I always feel that Jason and Liu Yifei are young people who are staying with two old men. And it's also a fashionable exotic love. The screenwriter can even watch it by a clean and pure 3-year-old child~~

Li Bingbing has long white hair that can be used as a hemp rope and a sword. When people stepped on the peach blossom branches and yelled at Yan'er who was about to fall, men were all liars, I thought to myself that this person is really here, and my confidant sister saved the stray boy in time. But when she was about to fall off the cliff, pulling her white hair and resentfully climbing up, I suddenly felt pity, ah, pity~~

Classmate Liu Yifei played the pipa silently along the way and adorned the scene silently, and finally faced the new hatred and old hatred of the Jade Border God of War, and broke out in his heart. As you can imagine, he was instantly killed. When she reappeared in our (Russian and Jason) field of vision with a playful curly hair, a pure face and a slender figure, I wondered when will you be able to change the shatterable skin belt on your face A little bit of expression~~

The most tossing of my brain is when Uncle Jackie Chan and Uncle Jet Li have a double-J duel that claims to last for 15 minutes. What do you say I count? These two heroes of the top ten, I will see who you dare to fall the most~~

In short, I haven't seen such a fun film for a long time, and I still keep shaking my body after watching it for a long time. , the screenwriter's squeaking kongfu is indeed remarkable. I don't know why when I watch this film, I think of The Lord of the Rings. Who can tell me what is the connection between this film... It is strongly recommended that this film be made into a sequel, Monkey King, Jade Emperor, Jade God of War.. .Finally

, I quote a profound governance famous saying by a classmate of silent monks: Don't forget to breath~

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  • Chelsea 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    I don't know what country you're talking about

  • Alessandra 2021-12-15 08:01:09

    Some movies are worth watching if they know that they are not highly rated, such as the "King of Kung Fu" with double J~~

The Forbidden Kingdom quotes

  • Jason Tripitikas: I don't know, Where I am? How I got here? Who were those guys want to kill me. Whatever, You did back there was sick!

  • Lu Yan: No, Drunken fist. Secret Kung Fu after South. I'm Lu Yan, Traveling scholar. What land do you have come from? Monk,

    Jason Tripitikas: I'm not a monk. I'm Jason Tripitikas from South Boston. Is this a dream?

    Lu Yan: No, Where You came from is the dream. Throught The Gate of No Gate.

    Jason Tripitikas: Is that like a wormhole or something?

    Lu Yan: No, It means. You're either a Zen Master or You carry something special.

    Jason Tripitikas: [Pointing towards the staff] This? It was in a pawnshop, Waiting for a man to pick it up and return it to it's rightful owner. What?

    Lu Yan: It's long been foretold, That a seeker will come to return the staff and end the reign of Jade Warlord.

    Jason Tripitikas: Return the staff to who?

    Lu Yan: The Monkey King. Born of a stone, On the Mountain of Fruit and Flowers. With his weapon in hand. His Chi became like fire. His stick fighting like magic. He defied the order of the land. But, Jade army could not defeat him. The Monkey King crushed every soldier sent to stop him. With his Magical Staff, He was unbeatable. Word of his disobedience. Traveled deep within The Forbidden Kingdom. To The Five Elements Mountain. Land of The Immortals. Once every 500 years. The Jade Emperor hosts The Peach Banquet. It's here, The heavenly ministers gather to celebrate their longevity and drink The Elixir of Immortality. One sip of this heavenly brew will give everlasting life. Free from mortal suffering and desire, Into the Banquet, The Monkey King crashed, Uninvited. The Jade Emperor was enchanted by The Monkey King. But, The Jade Warlord was not amused. As Master of The Army. The Warlord demanded The Monkey King bow down to him.

    Jade Emperor: He's a bit unrefined, That's all. Give The Naughty Monkey a title and let him go.