Simon's Love Precautions

Mozelle 2022-04-23 07:02:30

1. Remember to log out of your account when you run out of public computers, or don’t send private things on public computers. At this point, Simon is afraid that he is not a fool? Isn't this something that junior high school students know?

2. Don't hurt your friend just because you are threatened. This is really bad. Your friend treats you sincerely, but you almost broke up your friend's marriage because of this. Maybe it's really difficult to confess this matter, but don't do things that hurt others. Because of the fact that Simon helped Martin chase Abby during this period, I turned black to Simon.

3. The more I look at it, the more I feel that Simon is the standard version of gay, simple and cute, who doesn't love it hahahaha, with good friends and enlightened parents and sisters, as netizens said, they were born right.

4. It is also the first time to watch a comedy-type same-sex love movie. It is really difficult for a few people to be themselves. Come on. Thinking of a friend who came out to me shortly after I met, I also admire his courage, and of course I am also an open-minded friend. As Simon's mother said, in the future, you may have to bear it alone, which is more difficult.

5. Martin is a person, relying on last-minute whitewashing, I also accept incompetence, and the three views and hopes of teenagers are put right.

6. The reason why it becomes a comedy is that the comprehensive environment is very friendly to them, and there are no particularly bad characters.

7. Would you like to say that gay is really hard to guard against? Then I can only hope that I know that I am gay and don't deceive the girls, thank you~

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Love, Simon quotes

  • Ms. Albright: Don't "Hey, Ms. Albright" me. We're not friends. You're not going to braid my hair or paint my nails. Get your ass off the table now, you sweaty, hormonal virgins. You know what? You're about to be suspended for so long that by the time it's over, you're going to be the fat, bald, unhappily married, wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become.

    Spencer: You can't talk to us like that.

    Ms. Albright: Actually I can, 'cuz I just did. And you know why? Because you're just those two assholes who did that shitty thing in front of the whole school. And guess what? Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. Now walk. Mr. Worth's office. Now.

    Ms. Albright: [Grabbing speaker] Unh-uh. That's mine now. I'm'ma sell it, get my tubes tied.

  • Simon: You... actually, uh, I did want to talk to you guys about something.

    Emily: What is it?

    Simon: [stammering] Uh, well...

    Jack: Let me guess. You got somebody pregnant. No, you're pregnant.

    Simon: Yeah.

    Jack: I knew it!

    Simon: Yeah, I'm pregnant.

    Jack: I knew it. I mean, he's got that glow about him, babe.

    Simon: No, um...

    [struggles to get the words out]

    Simon: I'm gay.

    [Emily and Jack are both quiet]

    Emily: Honey...

    Simon: And I don't want you guys to think anything different. I'm still me...

    Emily: Of course you are, Simon.

    Jack: Yeah. So you're gay. Which one of your old girlfriends turned you? Was it the one with the big eyebrow or...

    Emily: Jack.

    Nora: Jesus Christ, dad, do you ever shut the hell up?

    Jack: I'm kidding.

    Nora: It's not funny!

    Jack: I'm kidding. Hey, Nora, open up your gift, please?

    [an embarrassed Jack exits the living room]