NO NO NO, let's put the originals aside

Rigoberto 2022-04-21 09:02:21

As a person who used "The Three Musketeers", "Gone with the Wind", "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" and "A Dream of Red Mansions" as bedside books in his childhood, he can continue to talk about any page or line of any book. As far as I go, I can imagine how high my expectations are for the new version of "The Three Musketeers". On the one hand, what will happen when I take a few glances and say what the shape is? The film is always not exclusive.

When Athos put a Vader POSE out, I didn't think about it. Sneak in. The smaller the movement, the more subtle it is. Everyone knows that, but what's going on with the big splash at the back? Remove one. The highest score removes the lowest score, zero score, brother... So I thought of that sentence: Generally speaking, the higher the expectation value, the greater the drop...

Unexpectedly, the system will automatically install a lightning rod or adjust the The level of numbness is high. Anyway, as soon as little Louis appeared on the stage, I was fascinated by this arrogant and petite Zhengtai. At that time, there was no Paris, London, Milan Fashion Week, so I had to rely on word of mouth, so when the little baby heard that Buckingham wore green I ripped my sleeves and scolded the queen tailor and took great strides to go back. It was really just a stomping + twisting to say that people don't want it, don't want it, don't want it, people also want to wear the most popular ones... By the way, there are some close-ups in the whole play to see little Louis' golden eyelashes It's really cute. As for Yi, who actually caught a stupefied migrant worker in Beijing as an emotional hotline, how off-line, how ill, and how cute it is to seek medical attention, I won't say more, but the two of them When whispering, the old-fashioned bridge "I have a friend, it's not me, it's my friend" is so cute... A few times when the eyes flicker, the little cuteness, the tangle, and the awkwardness are really in place, this child has a future Ah~

So in fact, this film is about arranged marriage, the young couple accidentally drops you love me, I love you, but love you is hard to say in my heart, guess, guess, guess, guess... (It has nothing to do with history) but the gossip crowd on the side is not Satisfied with the scene of receiving a box lunch in five minutes, they jumped out to plan this plan and tossed to the sea at the end of the toss from the ground to the sky... The bishop has worked so hard to make so many small decorations, how can they really make them just small Furnishings, if Miletti doesn’t have to be swollen, how can he travel to and from the UK and France for free? All kinds of excursions, all kinds of exciting, and all kinds of fashion information, how can the musketeers get revenge if they don’t have to be swollen? This kind of sadness reminds fate (I almost spit out blood when I saw that Aramis was a copycat, the object of my spring heart, the handsome and beautiful COS clergyman who was the most handsome in France when he was able to deal with a group of ladies with ease. Ah, to actually issue a ticket on the street...I shattered the glass heart of the ground), how can Constance not toss, er, yes, in order to simplify the story, Constance's husband was clicked, four servants There is only one chubby who is responsible for creating a sense of joy. Well, Buckingham is actually the least tossing one. People lead new fashion trends in their own homes, and they go abroad from time to time to stimulate and stimulate the love in the fashion capital. The confused little Louis and the bishop (well, it has nothing to do with the original book), by the way, got a blueprint to build an airship, so that one day when I was bored and bored, they drove to the Palais de Paris on a whim and flew back as if nothing happened. ... (Later, little Louis also made a unilateral earring and made this kind of naive and cute person really cute.)

Pfft, technically speaking, it is also an eagle over the English Channel from the Pirates of the Caribbean story. Anyway, as long as there is sweetness The little Louis is here, everything is so warm, but what's the matter with that bun-faced Austrian woman? None of the inner court maids are attractive. Do you want to say that political marriages must face such a tragic situation? But little Louis is still deeply in love. What kind of spirit is this? What kind of mental illness!

By the way, I was looking for D'Artagnan when the Three Musketeers got together, and I found out that the plot follows the original book (the poor original book was ruthlessly thrown away by me in the big splash just now, and at this moment it is reborn again.) I picked it up and patted the ashes) Unfortunately, before the ashes landed, the child rushed straight to Paris and met the lifelong enemy Captain Rosfort at the inn...
This is such a tender D'Artagnan, impulsive and confident, full of Gascony energy, since Milletti's lilies don't have to appear, Yi can be styled as he wants, and D'Artagnan has nothing against it. So all my attention was devoted to Athos and Buckingham... Hey, how exciting was the dark bedroom and the scene next door, they all clicked...

In short, all kinds of fights are gimmicks, all kinds of costumes are Flower heads, all kinds of handsome guys are making money, and all kinds of shocking plots are all down... In other

words, I am the only one who thinks that the miniature map that appears from time to time in the title and in the middle is very Q, and the three-dimensional characters on it are very Chocolate rushes, every time I see it, I want to reach out and grab it and drop it again and again...Even if it's not chocolate, it's a caramel macchiato from Macchiato...Ah

hoo!

So, once you throw the original book aside and go to this movie, it's really fun, um, let the adults go tossing it, let's play our little love~

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.