feel so disappointed

Rylee 2022-04-21 09:02:21

I have nothing to say about novels, I mean movies. To be honest, I have been looking forward to this movie for a long time, saying that I went to the cinema to see it, but I checked it several times, and there is no Oscar in Jiaozuo. Then I watched the grab version, don't think I can't see your sins clearly through the blurry picture. What is the director's name, I must scold you when I remember your name. Let’s just talk about the movie. Athos is handsome and looks like a Japanese ninja, but then, Athos is not strong enough, the uncle who plays Potos is pure soy sauce man, and the one who plays Aramis is a handsome guy, but he has an elegant temperament and a delicate feeling. Absolutely not. D'Artagnan was a big boy and had nothing to say. Milady is not beautiful at all, how can he still seduce so many men, and he is also a martial arts master, God. I said that you are ugly at will, and the queen, the peerless beauty, God, she was completely blinded. I want to say that she wears the same clothes as Louis XIII (male), who is not necessarily good-looking. The king, tight pants, shawl, blond hair, and a good figure. On the other hand, Ponase was okay, especially when she wore D'Artagnan clothes, she was dressed as a man, which was very cool. Drama, drama. The battle in Venice was quite lively. By the way, Aramis threw a man into the water and molested a good family woman (their couple), God, he is definitely not such a person. Then Platinum Khan flew from London to Paris by airship, in the early seventeenth century, which fully reflected the wisdom and talent of the working people, or the director. It was quite lively. Forget, in the beginning, Milady and the three musketeers said I was for everyone and everyone was for me, how did that make me feel. In short, I was looking forward to this movie because of the novel, but now I don't go to the cinema to watch it for free. Where are the three musketeers, and what are they? who cares.

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.