Why do you watch the same movie on dates with different people?

Gus 2022-04-20 09:01:44

Originally someone said to watch another film, and when he went to the cinema, he said, let's watch the three musketeers.

Now that I have bought the ticket, my sister is not good at brushing off other people's Yaxing. She said that she just watched it with others, so she read it patiently. After watching it, she began to study the errors in the original text and translation, and began to use it as an English class textbook. Can't blame me. . . The plot is really not worth watching a second time.

The second time I watched it, the only thing I found was that Miranda turned out to be the pig's foot from Resident Evil! No wonder it was strange to see this woman wearing cumbersome Rococo costumes, and how awkward the court etiquette was. . .

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Extended Reading

The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.