Why do you watch the same movie on dates with different people?

Gus 2022-04-20 09:01:44

Originally someone said to watch another film, and when he went to the cinema, he said, let's watch the three musketeers.

Now that I have bought the ticket, my sister is not good at brushing off other people's Yaxing. She said that she just watched it with others, so she read it patiently. After watching it, she began to study the errors in the original text and translation, and began to use it as an English class textbook. Can't blame me. . . The plot is really not worth watching a second time.

The second time I watched it, the only thing I found was that Miranda turned out to be the pig's foot from Resident Evil! No wonder it was strange to see this woman wearing cumbersome Rococo costumes, and how awkward the court etiquette was. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Dillon 2021-12-17 08:01:16

    Pirates of the Caribbean is in heaven, 囧

  • Andre 2021-12-17 08:01:16

    The men are all sorrows, the women are all the dicks. If you don’t consider that these are three musketeers, they are actually pretty good.

The Three Musketeers quotes

  • Duke of Buckingham: Well, just so you don't leave empty-handed, a word of advice. Trust no one, especially women. You'll live longer.

  • D'Artagnan's Father: There's one more piece of advice.

    D'Artagnan: I know, I know. Don't get into any trouble.

    D'Artagnan's Father: Wrong. Get into trouble. Make mistakes. Fight, love, live. And remember, always, you're a Gascon and our son. Now go. Go.