I admit I'm here to hack it...

Kylie 2022-04-19 09:02:06

The whole film structure is super loose. The progression of the plot is far-fetched and lacks coherence and rationality. A year has passed in a flash, and three years have passed in a minute... There are not many good scenes, and they often appear abruptly. Shouldn't it be the most exciting part of getting the necklace back in England? The Musketeer's wisdom and courage should be emphasized. As a result, the spacecraft arrived in two minutes, and the unfortunate Duke of Buckingham still had no idea, so his face was gray. Not just the Duke. I said that I don't know why... For the sake of visual effects, I gave too much weight to the 3D part, while ignoring the expressiveness of the plot. Although the story is a good story, it can only be said that the level of the director's storytelling is a bit low.

Eight finished structure eight pictures. The technical content in the use of the lens is relatively low. I'm not a professional film critic, so I don't know the professional vocabulary of Shenma. The shots from start to finish seem to be straight-forward, even when it comes to the use of special effects. Most of them are made up of short shots. Therefore, there are few scenes that make people memorable and memorable. Clothing is good. Both the color and the design reproduce the French court fashion of the Rococo era, coupled with the beautiful European countryside, which is very gratifying, but I still sprayed the broken ship built by the bishop when it came out...

Did I get it wrong ? Scythe skull? Do you think you are the god of death? Kiss...
The one-eyed captain is standing on the bow of the boat, do you think you are in the Caribbean...
Dignified fashion capital, you build a shabby ship like that, it doesn't match... ...

and then on acting. There is one thing I have never understood why a maid has a stronger aura than a queen? There is also the portrayal of the Duke of Buckingham, who is so pale and without character, just like the elementary school students who wrote the essay "XXX is so treacherous, cunning, and hateful" repeatedly wrote but there is no specific case to prove it. For example, in the entire 3D movie, only Buckingham is 2D. flat. Like white paper. weightless. After all, it may not be because of Orlando's poor acting skills. There is still a problem with the structure of the film.

Speaking of music. It somehow feels like the Caribbean... The lines are all the same Fire!!! Fire!!! Ugh, that's off topic. To illustrate how baffling the soundtrack is to me. At the climax of the plot, the soundtrack can't keep up, and the climax of the plot has passed and the climax of the soundtrack comes up... This kind of dislocation of the climax, which is like the difference between men and women, makes people feel helpless...

In general, as a commercial film, it's okay to make do with it. . I'm not afraid that you will cheat your father, you will make the audience happy, and I will let you cheat. But after the pit is over, it is not good to sigh the pit father.

Although it's disappointing, a susceptible person like me is still excited to hear the uncles saying "All for one, one for all". But this is a tribute to Dumas, not Paul Anderson.

Long live the Musketeers. Long live France.

Long live the Musketeer! Vivi la France!!!

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Extended Reading

The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.