Family Guy: An old relationship is like an old receipt, you can throw it away after three years.

Hailee 2022-04-22 07:01:30

Cage's rare not ugly work.

18.11.24 ★★★☆

Family Guy: An old relationship is like an old receipt, you can throw it away after three years.

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Cage: She's my college girlfriend

Assistant: I'll call you back

Cage: Don't

Assistant: You almost got married, don't you wonder why she is looking for you?

Cage: Maybe the Christmas season is suddenly lonely and unbearable, and I want to find the bad guy back then, why bother her? That was a long time ago.

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Cage: Let me ask you a question. What should I do if my old lover called me on a lonely Christmas Eve?

Boss: Is there a sudden shortage of women around you?

Cage: Makes sense

Boss: The past is gone

Boss: Old romances are like old tax bills

Boss: You can throw it away after three years

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Friend: It's okay to be snarky orally,

Friend: but you're playing with fire like this

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Cage: We have a home in New Jersey

Cage: We have two kids

Cage: Annie and Jasch

Cage: Anne can't play the violin well, but she works hard

Cage: She's a little precocious

Cage: Because she's straightforward

Cage: Her smile...

Cage: And Jash

Cage: His eyes are like yours

Cage: He doesn't talk much, but he's smart

Cage: He always keeps his eyes open

Cage: Watch us

Cage: Sometimes

Cage: You just look at him and you know...

Cage: He's learning something new

Cage: It's like witnessing a miracle

Cage: The house is messy, but it's our nest

Cage: 122 more loan payments are ours

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The Family Man quotes

  • Jack: Do you have any idea what my life is like?

    Kate: Excuse me?

    Jack: I wake up in the morning covered in dog saliva. I drop the kids off, spend 8 hours selling tires retail. Retail, Kate. I pick the kids up, walk the dog, which by the way, carries the added bonus of carting away her monstrous crap. I play with the kids, take out the garbage, get 6 hours of sleep if I'm lucky and then everything starts all over again. So-so what's in it for me? Wh-where are my-my Mary Janes?

    Kate: You know, it's sad to hear that your life is such a disappointment to you.

    Jack: I can't believe it isn't a disappointment to you! Jesus, Kate. I could've been a thousand times the man I became. I could have been one of the richest - Forbes - How could you do this to me? How could you let me give up on my dreams like this? Really, I want to know.

    Kate: Who are you?

    Jack: All right, look. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a saint before, and I'm such a *prick* now! But maybe, I'm just not the same guy that I was when we got married.

    Kate: You know what? Maybe you're not. Because the Jack Campbell I married would not need a $2,400 suit to feel better about his life. But I'm telling you, if that's what it's gonna take, then buy it. Jesus! We'll take the money out of the kids' college fund.

    Jack: [takes jacket off] Forget it. We'll get a funnel cake. It'll be the highlight of my week.

  • Jack: [ordering food to the waiter] We'll have the Terrine of Quail Breast with Shiitake Mushrooms to start. Then the Veal Medallions in Raspberry Truffle Sauce. And the Sea Scallops with Pureed Artichoke Hearts.

    Waiter: Very good, sir. And may I say, those are all excellent selections.

    Jack: You may. Also, we'll have a bottle of Lafite '82.

    Kate: Honey, that's an $800 bottle of wine.

    Jack: We'll just have some red wine by the glass.