"I'm sitting on a rock, what a comfy rock, and Hank went to pee, it's so nice here, so nice and dark and warm."
"You cried? I don't know, is this crying, I don't like it, it's wet and uncomfortable."
"Since my best friend hides from me when he farts, what else does he hide from me? Why does this thought make me feel so lonely?"
"Maybe we're all ugly bastards, and maybe it just takes one person who doesn't mind it, and then the whole world dances, sings, farts, and everyone feels less lonely."
How cute is this corpse, he keeps telling the truth even though he doesn't understand anything.
Warm, fantastic, gorgeous, crazy, and lonely.
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