We all owe the cinema a bed ticket

Javon 2022-04-22 07:01:32



In the past, I always felt that those who said "We all owe Stephen Chow a movie ticket", "We all owe a member of Kuaiban", "We all owe Sora Aoi a DVD" are hypocritical, but now I can understand Now, as a veteran cinema viewer, I also want to say, "We all owe the cinema a bed ticket." Every time I enter the cinema, I can sleep very well.


I used to be used to going to the cinema alone, but then my wife went with me. I am grateful to my wife for her company over the years. Whenever I snorted, she was always the first to wake me up to avoid disturbing the people. Before I met her, they were all in the back row, or on the left, sometimes on the right, and occasionally in the front row. They took the trouble to wake me up again and again, thank you.

After the hypnotic baptism of many bad films in February, there is a Hollywood film in March, "God War: Eyes of Power" directed by Alex Proyas, who once directed "Enemy Robot" " and "City of Souls", this time together with Butler, who starred in "300 Warriors", and Nicola Coster Waldau, who starred in "Game of Thrones", presented the audience with a... 3D version "Saint Seiya"? The Egyptian version of "The Golden Armor in the City"? A live-action version of Digimon? , well, it's all the fault of the poster design, it's actually an epic annual adventure fantasy masterpiece!

I couldn't sleep at all while watching this film, and I had acrophobia several times. Does the fight between gods have to be at such a high place? In addition to the magnificent and realistic scenes, several supporting roles in the play also played their roles incisively and vividly. The male supporting role is mainly responsible for acting, and the female supporting role is mainly responsible for shaking the chest. The old actor Geoffrey Rush played the role of Lashen in the movie, a A god who is related to other gods in various ways, he created other gods from his semen and blood from his penis, and created humans from his own tears. The two supporting actresses, the beautiful girl Courtney Eaton and the beautiful young woman Elodie Yung, showed their chests within the scope allowed by the SARFT.

The former prime minister said that real estate developers should shed moral blood, and the gods in "God War" shed golden blood. When the sharp blade plunged into the god's body and the golden water splashed, at that moment I really understood what it means to be materialistic, but I didn't know the goddess. Is there a golden aunt?

If you want to better understand this film, you have to reserve some knowledge of ancient Egyptian mythology. For example, when the film was released in Taiwan, it was called "The Eye of Horus". Horus is the hero, and in many Egyptian works of art They all have a big eye, which is the Eye of Horus, which represents the blessing of the gods and the supreme monarchy. The ancient Egyptians believed that the Eye of Horus could regenerate people, so it was often painted on the murals of the tomb. I hope that the dead can be reincarnated. The Eye of Horus is like a girl's big eyes that flicker and flicker, making people die.

Another point is that the gods in Egyptian mythology often like "incest", elder brother marrying sister, son marrying mother, father-in-law marrying daughter-in-law, etc. For example, in the film Horus' father Osiris married his own sister Isis , Isis slept with his brother Seth again, Seth occupied the daughter-in-law of his nephew Horus..., of course, these are in fairy tales, but they are not as sung in the song "You cried and said to me, "Myths are all deceitful people." There are many similar cases in Chinese history. The Xianbei people had the custom of group marriage. There are many examples of fathers occupying daughters-in-law, and uncles occupying nieces. In Chinese mythology, there are also stories of Fuxi and Nuwa marrying between brothers and sisters.

To give birth has always been the highest pursuit of Chinese culture, and early women were worshipped because of their reproductive function. When human beings later realized that men and women must have sex together in order to have sex, the worship of women also changed, and the content of myths also changed. There are also a lot of intermarriage between brothers and sisters in the story, I don't know if the source logic is consistent. Although birth, it must be done by both men and women, but raising has to rely on the breasts of women. In Egyptian mythology, Horus was bitten by a poisonous snake once, and his mother cried out in pain: "..., my breasts are swollen. Bulging, but my child is hungry; my breasts are like a well-filled well, and my child is still thirsty." Mother's love is great, and women's love is also great. On the occasion of the March 8th Women's Day, the March 7th Girls' Day and the March 6th Goddess' Day, we pay tribute to them.

A good movie is like an excellent health care, it can bring us a lot of things, or visual enjoyment, or life insights, or three-view repair, or physical and mental massage, or good sleep... …, in that sense, I owe the cinema a bed ticket.

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Gods of Egypt quotes

  • Set: [meets Osiris at his party] It took me four days to get here - three to come out of the desert, and one to come through this crowd!

  • Urshu: You look glorious, lord.

    Set: I know.