Master Ma was deceived

Sidney 2022-12-23 10:38:13

Hello friends, I am Ma Jier, the head of the Hunyuan Xingyi auction house. Just now, a friend asked me what happened to Mr. Ma. I said what happened, and sent me a few screenshots, let me take a look! Ow! It turned out to be yesterday. There were two young people in their thirties. One was named Tingting, who was mysterious and did not show up. The voice was very nice. The other was named handsome guy, who could fix everything.

They said, alas... The woman said that I want to sell the antiques at home, Mr. Ma, can you come to my house and give me an estimate, and teach me Hunyuan exercises by the way, hey... Help me treat my cervical spondylosis. I said yes. I said that you hid at home and practiced desperately, it was not easy to use, and she was not convinced. I said little friend: you come out and move me and try, she can't walk. She said you are useless. I said that I am useful, this is the power of words, the traditional kung fu is the power of speech, and the pervert is a daughter. The beauty of the British Hercules with more than 200 pounds, I will not touch her a finger at all. Ah...ha! She had to try it with me, and I said yes. Eh... As soon as I said that, she ran out of the door with a snap, and soon! Then came up with a kiss from the left, a hug from the right and a cry from the left, and all of my defenses went out. After the defense went out, it was naturally a traditional kung fu until the point was reached. I put my right hand on her nose and didn't hit her. I touched it and prepared to collect the money. From this time, she has lost the traditional kung fu point, Lightning Whip! If this whip is strong, one whip will make her fall in love, ah, I don't have the time to stop the whip, she suddenly attacked the room of my secret room, ah, I was careless, didn't dodge, short... She gave I acted and stole all my famous paintings, but that's ok! She also said, ah, she also said the screenshot. More than two minutes later, I was crying and covering my face, I said Tingting.

Then two minutes later, after more than two minutes, it's fine. I said that you don't understand the little girl if you don't talk about martial arts. She hurriedly said that Teacher Ma is sorry, I don't understand the rules. Ah,... She said that she took it randomly, but he and she didn't take it randomly. He was exposing his legs to Zuo Ci, and he was well-trained. It seemed that he was here! These two young people don't talk about martial arts, come to cheat, come to sneak attack, my sixty-nine-year-old old comrade, is this okay? This is not good. I advise this young man to think about it carefully, and not to make such clever, clever, ah, er...

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