Sasuke marches into Hollywood and starred in Wolverine

Marilou 2021-10-13 13:05:44

With the trend of Hollywood remakes of Asian film themes, more and more Asian actors have appeared in the eyes of movie fans all over the world. According to the latest news from this station, Uchiha Sasuke, the orphan of the Uchiha family, entered Hollywood and took over the filming of the prequel "Wolverine" of "X-Men". Let's connect with the reporters in front of us and let Sasuke talk about his thoughts.

Sasuke: I'm so annoying, I'll kill you again! Ninja-the technique of paparazzi killing...

Reporter:...Flash Bird, we advanced to the commercial.

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Duncan: Hey, Sasuke, how do you say "brother" in Japanese?

Sasuke: Oh.

Duncan: Don't bully me, I don't know Korean Smecta, this is obviously Korean "brother" Smecta.

Sasuke: The whole world is Korean Smecta. If you have to ask the Japanese dialect of the Republic of Korea, it is "Nissan".

Reporter: Well, let's interview the screenwriter now to understand why the Japanese animation "Naruto" was chosen for the adaptation of the script.

Screenwriter: First of all, from the perspective of animation alone, for a long time, the audience of native American comics has been inferior to that of Japanese anime. The United States is an industrialized city, animation shows industrial civilization and high technology, but the historical background is not well-known. As the leader of American comics, "Transformers" is well-known to the world, but it is difficult to support it alone. Native American comics heroes always follow a routine: inexplicably transform, encounter the SB villain, and the villain’s consistent SB goal is to destroy the world, the hero saves the world, and the inheritance of the SB villain spirit...not only the plot is single and boring, but also The logical fate: what will he do after the villain destroys the world? He wasn't that Mekter, so he used the earth as a moving target to practice playing and then teleported home. The most prominent feature of Japanese manga is that it has a strong historical background, mixed with factors such as family, ethics, and revenge. In the beginning, the Wolverine Brothers’ past, World War I, World War II, etc. were designed to make up for this. But this has another loophole. Wolverine in history is not an American hero at all! This goes back to the embarrassment of the original "007". The Americans wanted to use Bond to reverse the public's negative impression of American agents, but to rectify the fundamentals, Bond is not affiliated with the FBI, but the British MI5, marrying others. Clothes...So the focus of our description can only be on brotherhood.

Reporter: Thank you very much. Let's interview the director again. Why did the role of "Wolverine" choose Sasuke?

Director: MB, who ran out the unmastered tapes! Don't be too shameless!

Reporter: ...

Director: I wanted to be a director back then, not for art, only for unspoken rules. But these days, the girls are playing in your bed for their lives. You have to beware that she is Edison Chen's protégé, and making movie money is too hard to make. In the Asian financial crisis, Koreans did not watch "Titanic" in order to boycott the United States and prevent currency outflows. But look at China again, okay, they not only watched it, but also made pirated copies to make money after watching it...

Okay, get back to business. First of all, from the perspective of Sasuke's growth experience, the role of Wolverine is simply tailored for him. Childhood depended on each other, and the feelings of love and hatred between brothers after adulthood are the same as the experience of Sasuke and Itachi. In order to become stronger and take revenge on Itachi, Sasuke defected to the Orochi and made physical modifications. The same is true of Wolverine. What the Sabre-Toothed Tiger said in the last line: "I can only kill you!" Itachi always said: "Stupid brother, I keep you, so that I can find me when you become stronger. "So this "Wolverine" is not so much a prequel to "X-Men" as it is an autobiography of Sasuke.

Reporter: Thank you. This reporter will report for you in his sleep. If there is any similarity, it is pure hell!

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  • [Logan reveals his adamantium claws]

    Victor Creed: Oooh, shiny! Tell me something, Jimmy. Do you even know how to kill me?

    Logan: I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off! See if that works!

    [Creed laughs]

  • Remy LeBeau: [dealing] So what brings you to our fair city, sir?

    Logan: Victor Creed.

    Remy LeBeau: [halts, looks at Logan] And who's that?

    Logan: He's the man I'm gonna kill. You see, he works with a man named Stryker on an island. Just need to know where it is.

    Remy LeBeau: And why would you think I know that?

    Logan: Well, 'cause I know who you are, Gambit. You're the guy who escaped and you're the guy who's gonna take me back there.

    Remy LeBeau: [stares at Logan's dog tags] Those are mighty nice tags you have there, sir. The men who took me had tags just like 'em.

    Logan: Hey, now, bub, you listen to me...

    [Gambit hurls an energized card at Logan]