For the first time, I watched "Men in Black: Global Pursuit" directed by F. Gary Gray, director of "Exciting 8" and supervised by Spielberg, and I was very careful. You told me to wait. For seven years, just show me this? !
Today, let me tell you how the director of "Fast 8" led the starring "Thor" duo to overturn.
There is no long-lost K&J combination in the film "Men in Black: Global Pursuit", and the H&M combination of Thor and Valkyrie has lost its proper soul. Although the film still continues the classic model of "veteran and rookie", the pair is weak.
Brother Hammer was unreliable throughout the whole process. He dragged the Valkyrie nightclub to dance, eat and sleep foolishly, and because of his own playfulness, he made his alien friends get a box lunch soon after. And the Valkyrie first came to blast the road, and she didn't understand anything. Under the random guidance of Brother Hammer, she crossed the river by feeling the stones. As a result, he was caught off guard by the bee beast, and the secret weapon was stolen by aliens and sold.
Fortunately, the screenwriter didn't set up any problems this time, and there was no crisis. Even the BOSS was not particularly difficult to beat, and finally passed the level smoothly. Of course, they would also like to thank the alien Xiaobingbing for saving the mentally retarded pair at a critical moment.
The Marvel temperament of this man in black is too heavy. The two villains seem to have moved directly from Marvel. They can dance awkwardly, deform and disguise themselves, and rub H&M on the ground as a mop. This makes me suddenly miss the history in "Men in Black 3" in which K took a frying pan and shot an alien in the head.
As mentioned earlier, H&M may be a combination of mentally retarded, so there is a chance of winning if there are very few aliens to fight against them. But I don't know much about this class of aliens. Where are the wet, sticky aliens in the previous episodes? Instead, it is Transformers Bee Beast, which has no respect for the first three at all.
To be honest, the reemployment of two generations of Asgard leaders sounds tempting, but it is a bit strange to put them in the Men in Black. The joke of Brother Hammer throwing a hammer to the aliens is there, but for non-Marvel fans, the joke is lower.
It seems that in order to please Marvel fans, it took a lot of thought. But don't we people in black fans lose face? Should this be called "Thor 4: Men in Black"?
"Men in Black: The World's Most Wanted" is a personal traffic film of Brother Yi Hammer. Damn, blame me for being so obsessed with Brother Hammer's beautiful body that I stayed in the theater for two hours without principle.
And this film also told me: not only the people on earth want to sleep in the sea, but also the aliens... and after experiencing this man in black, I began to worry about the prospect of re-employment in Asgard. Mainly because my brother Hammer finally messed up with an intern supervisor? Yes, Mr. Hai can indeed go home and look after the children.
The motive of the heroine entering MIB is too princess dream, I wonder if she sneaked in because she wanted to reunite with the alien who was let go by her back then.
In fact, I wanted to ask at the beginning, a group of well-trained secret agents didn't find an ordinary taxi stalking behind them? The janitor even let her swagger in. According to this posture, MIB can be invaded by aliens at will within two years, and it will be closed.
Moreover, H's lobbying and confession was too young, and he forcibly sold out in front of the old aunt. What, I look good in black clothes, I don't have a cat or a dog, I don't have a boyfriend, my life is blank, but Detective O really eats this set. This is much weaker than the emotional confession of J crossing over in "Men in Black 3" and begging K not to erase his memory.
The most unbearable thing for me is the feminist declaration of "woman in black". The funny thing is that the whole film does not play the female card. And all of M's halos were given by aliens and H. The aliens told her that there was a problem inside the man in black, and H's IQ was offline, which showed that her brain was still normal.
So an M with average ability and a bonus of luck is on the top. I don't know since when, Hollywood blockbusters began to overemphasize female power. From X-women to woman in black, are you embarrassed enough for the banner of feminism?
Overall, the plot structure of "Men in Black: World Wanted" is too simple. It's nothing more than the story that M has seen aliens since he was a child, and when he grew up, he joined MIB and H to catch aliens all the way.
From the beginning, you can basically guess who the boss behind the scenes is. Even the plot is not intense enough, there are few scenes of black clothes and aliens fighting, and the action of the H&M car shootout is also copied from the previous work.
Some people say that this is a tribute, so please tell me why I chose Agent H to be killed in the alien woman's territory and fall asleep in a vulgar plot. If it is a tribute to other classic plots of "007", why don't you choose it? The director wants to get attention and the mind is too heavy. After consuming Marvel, he starts to entertain the secret agent film, which is really shameful.
Also, I think the literary drama is too serious. In fact, I especially miss the feeling of K's eulogy in "Men in Black 3". Even a serious matter such as the death of an old friend can be depicted in a moving and moving way.
And it's fine if you don't show us aliens, what about high-tech? Just the whole broken motorcycle fooled us, and even the erasure of the memory stick appeared very little. Everyone has basically seen all the high-tech in the trailer, and the rest are melee fights.
At the end, Brother Hammer dragged the old man and yelled at Dad, saying that I am your son, and he said it more than once. I want to say that your emotions are too abrupt. When did you become a father-son relationship? Is it an unspeakable godfather love? Uh, well...I'm not going to talk shit.
I'm really powerless to complain, "Men in Black 5" is destined to meet again.
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