The director's brain is powered off

Osbaldo 2022-04-21 09:02:02

Except for the female second's ass, there is nothing to watch. If the second female is not revealed, it is better to watch "California Highway Patrol". An absurd drama full of inconsistencies in the foreword, clues without a tail, chasers hiding at all times, and ignoring all common sense. Except for Obama, the other actors have contrived expressions and exaggerated acting skills. The director's brain is in a power-off state for 90% of the time, and he just turns a group of scientists who are determined to save the world into a triad.
I have little knowledge and knowledge. Many things that I don’t understand more and more are listed as follows. I wonder if Fang’s family can give some pointers: In

the future, the society cannot develop vaccines through immune genes, but can only extract live human blood for separation, similar to the live bears in the magical country to extract bile.
Just to give you a moral conundrum, elevating voluntary blood donation to a philosophical proposition of life and death is to get it as big as the Hunger Games, although it can be solved by donating a little blood.
The police are always the bad guys, even if they protect people who aren't sick, and scientists who develop antidote.
Whether it is a luxurious big city or a tribal village without even a Juma stone, zombies will not go in and bite people. They are territorial gregarious mammals and do not need to eat meat.
Zombies that flip over when hit by a flashlight can smash car windows with their bare hands, and sometimes eat dead protagonist members, as well as the final boss.
Zombies are chasing after them, and they stop chasing them. Although the protagonist group is already tired and paralyzed, probably the director stipulates that copies are not allowed to be released casually.
The police are chasing and chasing, but not chasing. It is obvious that there is only one building in a radius of dozens of miles, and the police just won't go in to see it. Probably the director stipulates that no one can enter the copy casually.

The future society uses the revolver or rifle of the western cowboy, and the biochemical monster weapon in the first labyrinth should be something from a parallel universe.
The headquarters city is full of wealthy people, and the poor who cannot afford a house will be kept out of the city even if they are not infected with the virus. It indicates that the developers are still alive to the end of the world, why should science fiction films be so realistic.
The poor boss outside the headquarters had a switch installed on his body, and he had to wait for the protagonist to press it before he attacked the evil capitalist big city, and broke it in ten minutes.
The organization that rules the entire planet has its headquarters bombed by a ragged company of reinforced militia.
The insurgents had bazooka and SAM missiles, the Imperials did not, only stun guns and blast shields.
The only Kun-style fighter jet of the Imperial Army was robbed by a few ragged militiamen.
The security captain can mobilize the entire world's troops, but he always has to chase the protagonist on foot (and was bitten by a zombie), and he especially likes handjobs.
As long as he keeps his grimacing smile, no one will find out that the security captain has been bitten by a zombie.
The poisoned security captain was so frightened when he saw the zombies that he called his mother, forgetting that he was no longer afraid of the virus.
People who have been bitten by zombies will die if they are bitten again, unlike the first time they are bitten, they can still eat, drink, dance, and handjob.

It is said to be an airborne virus that is not contagious as long as it is not bitten. Even if you get along with teammates who are infected with the virus day and night, or raise zombies to play, it will not be contagious.
Immunity is not given by parents, but is frightened by various monsters and traps in the maze.
Some are raised like the Matrix, and the brain is enough to fill the maze. Whether the budget of the crew is limited, only the protagonist can play the real maze.
Except for Batman (the Dark Knight version), everyone else is fake immune.
Only Batman can save all mankind, but he doesn't want to let people draw blood. He wants to be the hero who resists tyranny.
Batman was locked up for a long time, many times, but no one took his blood to taste if it could detoxify, and the badass scientists especially favored the Asian boy who looked fleshy, and he turned out to be a high imitation.
Batman knows that his blood can save the second girl, but he doesn't want to give Huang Mao at all to show that he is a straight man.
On the previous one, Asian Meat Huhu and Huang Mao disagreed, and Huang Mao risked his life for this.
Because Asian meat was loved by the director, it propped up the entire plot of the third part, and at the same time slapped the face of Batman, who claimed to be a straight man.

Female No. 1 worked tirelessly from a female spy to a chief physician. (Did you miss a trilogy?)

Just come to a beach without zombies, and you're done. The director was busy for three games in vain, and those with names died in vain!
The second girl finally smiled happily. Please, director, what you are shooting is a tragedy!

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Maze Runner: The Death Cure quotes

  • Minho: Gally, why are you helping us? I put a spear through your chest.

    Gally: Well... Nobody's perfect.

  • Gally: [after watching Thomas, Newt and Minho jumping from the last floor of a building]

    Gally: You guys are nuts.