what the hell is this tmd

Evangeline 2022-04-21 09:01:48

I was attracted by the beautiful OST to read this story, and I was attracted by Lei's outer coke and inner tenderness. My God, if this is filmed by the Chinese, it will be sprayed into shit, spit out by the major video up masters one by one, and be nailed to the shame column of bad movies and will never turn over.

First of all, the first paragraph reflects the suffering of the Hebrew people is not bad, but also has Egyptian charm, and then from the time the male protagonist Moses started to sing, I was emmmmm? I didn't mean to hope that he could go to a free place. go? How did you get into the palace? The river can flow from the dwellings of slaves, to the places where ships do business, and then to the palace! God! Dare to love the ancient Egyptian slaves to live upstream, and the royal family to live downstream? ! ! And his sister followed the cradle and went into the palace! No one stops you! I won't discuss whether my sister can teleport or what. Then why did you put it in the river in the first place? Can you just let your sister hold the cradle and put it in the palace? ! ! That queen is also a god, a cradle floats in the water and she recognizes her son directly! The king also agreed to my goodness! Oh my God! ! !

Later, when Moses was driving, my mother, isn't this the most annoying kind of playboy in Chinese costume dramas who rides and rampages in the street? Not to mention running around on the street, he directly knocked down the shelf of the statue. Did the craftsman on it fall to his death or get injured? Is he still smiling? This kind of character can also fucking choose the son of the day? His brother gave him the top package and was scolded by the pharaoh a few words, but he felt that it was too strict. A few words you get scolded are more important than other people's lives, so why are you freeing a fart slave for equal rights?

His brother is also mentally retarded. Moses listens to everything he says. He doesn't have any opinion. He was induced by Moses to smash others with wine and he actually did it? Is this what it looks like to be a pharaoh in the future? I'm used to watching the intrigue between princes in ancient Chinese costume dramas, I really broke into a cold sweat for this silly white sweet, and this brain was reborn in China and was killed by "Brother and Brother Gong" in minutes. The ban is banned for common people. Your father scolds you for being a big boss, why are you embarrassed?

Later, when the female protagonist appeared and the male protagonist reunited with his sister, there were more slots, but I was tired of scolding.

In just a few minutes before the plot unfolded, I was so stunned that I couldn't watch it anymore. As a "savior", how did I see him and how I hated him. Ugly, with contrived expressions, smirking at every turn.

This film can really be complained frame by frame. If one day I go to station B to be the main complainer, I will be the first to make this film.

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Extended Reading
  • Dominic 2022-03-26 09:01:04

    Beautiful scenes and songs.

  • Adrianna 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    Moses and Tang Seng were the same, they both went straight down the river in the basket. People's paintings of splitting the sea and opening the road are more realistic than the computer-synthesized golden hoop in "Journey to the West 2", which is embarrassing. At that time, I remember that it was called a computer stunt comparable to Hollywood. When You Believe.

The Prince of Egypt quotes

  • Jethro: [singing] A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shine, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design. And the stone that sits on the very top of the mountain's mighty face, does it think it's more important than the stones that form the base? So how can you see what your life is worth, or where your value lies? You can never see through the eyes of man... You must look at your life, look at your life through Heaven's eyes!

  • Yocheved: [singing, while wrapping a blanket around her baby and hiding it in her arms] Yal-di ha-tor veh he ha-rach...

    [My good and tender son]

    Yocheved: Al ti-ra, veh al tif-chad.

    [Don't be frightened and don't be scared]

    Yocheved: My son, I have nothing I can give, but this chance that you may live. I pray we'll meet again, if He will deliver us...

    [Yocheved, Miriam and Aaron race to the river with the baby]

    Chorus: Deliver us, hear our prayer, deliver us from despair, these years of slavery grow too cruel to stand! Deliver us, there's a land you promised us, deliver us out of bondage and deliver us to the promised land...

    Yocheved: [placing the baby in the basket] Hush now, my baby. Be still, love, don't cry. Sleep as you're rocked by the stream. Sleep and remember my last lullaby, so I'll be with you when you dream. River, oh river, flow gently for me. Such precious cargo you bear. Do you know somewhere he can live free? River, deliver him there...