(Personal opinion only)
The sun was rising over the Hollywood Hills, which seemed to be west. But it doesn't matter, I haven't seen the sun rise for sure, maybe it's because I drank too much alcohol, took too many drugs, and ate too much apple pie the night before, or maybe it was grief that suddenly broke me, Whatever the reason, the result was that I couldn't get up from my early morning pillow for ten years.
Forgot to mention, I still suffer from insomnia a lot, maybe not, please forgive me, my days have been in a trance since I suffered from anxiety.
I drifted out of the room shirtless, habitually turning on the family comedy I starred in decades ago. I saw the sofa and coffee table piled up with the remains of puffed food and the mess of dirty clothes. These garbage obviously blocked my view of the TV. I was drooling at Todd, who was lying in the corner of the sofa, shouting: "Take it. Take your damn thing, Todd!" Todd was picked by me, poor homeless, but no matter how pitiful it is, it can't change the reality that he is a disgusting garbage, and I don't know why I still take it in With this garbage, this garbage is doing unrealistic dreams every day, and what is even more frightening is that he is always inexplicably involved in some trouble. Although most of these troubles don't need me to solve, but trouble is trouble after all, it's a matter, you know? The trouble itself is annoying enough, even if it doesn't happen to you.
I eat breakfast. In this day and age, eating breakfast is a healthy and luxurious thing, and my mother seems to want me to compensate her for a lot of things, so I forced my horse to become a dragon and phoenix from a young age, but I think it is difficult for me to be a complete adult. people. Blowing breakfast very filling and slow may be a way to barely prove yourself out there, such a simple and easy way. I opened the refrigerator and was surprised to find that there was only the bottom of the breakfast grains left. I yelled at Todd, who maintained his usual smile and stood at the bar tinkering with his breakfast, trying to make me accept this reality. I don't, I refuse, I deny this cowardly bowing.
I'm going to the supermarket to buy something. In Los Angeles, celebrities can take to the streets at will. There are entertainment factors everywhere. No one needs to hide it. If you want to be on the news of the whale head today, even if you go to the hospital - or die, you can do it. However, I put on an old blue sweater and went out. Before I went out, I looked down at my bulging belly, sagging nipples, and curly chest hair. Well, I didn't really care much, so I chose the one closest to me. That loose blue sweater. Besides, Diane was waiting outside the door before I got dressed. She rang the bell to wake me up. She is a smart, beautiful, generous and intellectual woman. I think she would like me more close to life, not to mention, I shouldn't - I couldn't keep her waiting, so I picked out this latest dress.
I'm not trying to explain anything, I'm simply trying to introduce the kind, beautiful and talented lady Diane who is present in my house.
All in all, I'm out the door, and Diane Todd, it's an ordinary day, and it's supposed to be fine. However, in the supermarket unexpectedly saw Mr. Peanut Butter. I have to seriously introduce this dog thing, he is Diane's husband - originally a boyfriend. The family comedy he played was a clear copy of the soap opera I had a hit decades ago. This is really disgusting, he is always smugly wagging his tail, making friends in the entertainment circle, always active in party venues and interview rooms, and I don't know what kind of ecstasy he has given to the people around him, everyone mentions it To Mr. Peanut Butter is often a smile. I understand that he is young, tall and handsome, but this is plagiarism that can be seen by discerning people. People can't use young, handsome and rich as a defense for his lack of plagiarism. The two are irrelevant. I should buy a bottle of eye drops for everyone. If you don't protect your eyesight, you will be blind.
This dog thing and Diane are shopping in the freezer on the side. They are a newlyweds. I feel that my expression must be ugly now. I stiffened my neck and twisted to Todd's side. Todd was looking at a basket full of green apples, "This looks great!" He smiled and picked the apple standing on top. Unexpectedly, A whole mountain of apples fell down as if they had lost the last straw. "Todd!!!" I said angrily, and ran over with open arms and claws. Two bastard vultures smelling like something rancid and rambling around the supermarket with their cameras up and flashes in my face - they seem to have forgotten the fact that I'm out of breath, it sucks, I Before he could control his expression, he slammed straight into their frame.
Every morning and afternoon, I almost forgot that I was a public figure, but in the evening, when demons and ghosts appeared, a group of ghosts and sprites led by Catherine would always take the trouble to remind me that I was a public figure and that I had to socialize. Keep updating your circle of friends. Catherine put the party at my house again, and wine glasses were smashed all over the place, maybe glass plates, and they were all equally annoying and troublesome when they shattered to the ground. I walked around with this bottle of wine, I knew there was no place for me in this happy field, I saw my bloodshot horror eyes on the cloudy wine, the fiery swinging light made me squinted involuntarily, the thick The dark circles seemed to engulf my eyeballs. I staggered to the balcony of the room, I presumably got drunk, wobbled, wobbled, and fell off the low railing.
When I thought I was going to die, a stream of water suddenly surrounded me, it should be the swimming pool downstairs. I saw traces of bikini beauties in the shimmering pool water - I didn't expect that I was thinking of absurd lust when I was dying. I opened my eyes and looked up. Diane and Peanut Butter were looking at me by the pool. Diane covered her mouth and looked surprised. A crowd of people gathered around slowly, and the flash of the photo focused on my face again. . I was surrounded by people like a clown. I wanted to close my eyes, but it seemed impossible to close my eyes in the water. I raised my hand heavily, covering everything in front of me. In a way, I am myself in the dark, as if I am back in my mother's womb, the amniotic fluid flowing around me, if only I could feel this secure in my conscious childhood. - I thought so.
It was another sunny day when I saw reality again, I took my hands away and found myself lying on my back on an inflatable float, surrounded by a clean pool, no Katherine nor Todd, Diane, I was alone Lie on her back with sunglasses on.
The day is sunny and the weather is just right.
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