Entertainment nonsensical movies, evil events emerge one after another!

Janiya 2022-04-21 09:01:52

This is an entertaining nonsensical movie that you can watch without using your brain, and there are endless evil incidents!
As soon as the video came out, I saw a lot of tough guys wearing skinny fur and covering their faces with mud masks, chasing down mammoths dozens of times bigger than themselves, trying to wrap the mammoths with a huge net pocket, but they failed. , the tough guys grabbed the net pockets and naively wanted to drag the elephant, which is obviously unrealistic. Later, many people let go, and one of the tough guys was tied by his hand (the tough guy is the male No. 1 in this film), but he Lu Zhuanfeng used a thin wooden stick to stab the elephant to death with a dart-like posture (this guy is evil, just like a person was stunned by a flying toothpick and stabbed to death... )
Then there was an incident of beating, smashing, looting and burning by vicious gangs in the village. A group of people who spoke xx language took away the young and middle-aged people in the English-speaking tribe. The scene continued. From here, the whole article enters the main line of "rescue" (in fact, to put it bluntly, the male No. 1 goes to the hero to save the beautiful No. 1). The English Tribe rescue team consists of 4 people. They chased the bad gang of beating, smashing, looting and burning all the way, over the snowy mountains, through the jungle, and they grabbed Beauty No. 1 from the bad gang and met a giant ostrich that can eat people and climb trees. (It seems to be an ostrich... also a bit like a peacock), after a chaotic fight, the English tribe rescue team has been reduced from 4 to 2 people, one is naturally male No. 1, he was not injured; the other was seriously injured; The other two were also captured by the vile gang.
However, the two of them did not give up~! Male No. 1, holding the injured male, came to the grassland overnight for some reason (this topographic feature changes really fast..., the faster one is still behind, and he will go to the desert immediately). In the first half of the night, the injured man was about to die. Man No. 1 lit the fire and pulled a cup for him. The next morning, the injured man was fine! !
Male No. 1 was 100 meters away from N in order to find food. When he saw some antelopes, he raised his javelin and shouted and started sprinting to chase. Unexpectedly, he fell into a trap after running less than 100 meters. There are many guys in this trap~! The largest of them is a tusk tiger that is more than ten times larger than a human. It was pressed by a wooden pillar and could not escape, but later practice proved that it was the No. 1 wooden stick man, and it was lifted up with a little force~! Ah~! He saved it~! It turns out that the power of man is much greater than that of a tusk tiger. To this end, they forged a deep friendship. So much so that the male No. 1 became famous in the black tribe, and NB was too bad, so that the leader of the black tribe who could interpret multiple languages ​​at the same time was convinced, and brought in two more people to help the male No. 1 complete "Rescue" mission.
The strong "rescue" team walked to the desert on foot (please note that it has gone from the original snowy mountain to the desert...). But, because they didn't have a compass, got lost. The first man was smart, and suddenly realized in the dark that the North Star is the north, so they finally found the north! (Male No. 1 can be an astronomer earlier) After a
lot of hardships, they finally got to where they should be. It turned out that the place they were going to was - Egypt!
The next scene was even more bizarre. The foreman who seemed to be an alien turned out to be a legendary god, and a person who looked like a feudal Chinese eunuch appeared dramatically around him. They can tame the mammoths and transport building materials for them in uniform steps in a formation...
I thought there would always be some interesting plots near the end. For example, the relationship between aliens and humans or with the pyramids, etc. Just as I was waiting for the plot to appear, the alien worker and the rescue team leader, Male No. 1, had a deadlock in negotiations. Male No. 1 took out a javelin, and with a swoosh, the foreman fell to the ground and died. ...there is no trace of struggle.
Finally, for the ending of the female No. 1 resurrection. I have nothing to say. The whole thing is so wicked. At the end, what is a resurrection from the dead~!
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A few things I haven't figured out after reading it Question
1. Could it be that there was a tribe that spoke English (with a little Indian accent...) 10,000 years ago?
2. Did the pyramid become an "unfinished project" by this group of people? Later that "engineering team" continued to take over and completed the construction?
3. Near the end, in the cell where the slaves of the pyramid construction team were held, I don’t know if you still remember, a blind man was brought out, and after Aunt Haw said a few words, he was brought back. People listened to what he said with great interest, and also called the wise. That person's face is clearly the face of trisomy 21 (that is, Down's syndrome)~! It turns out that at that time, the weak were considered the wise?
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A small suggestion;
please, so big The film produced, the computer special effects are very mysterious, can't our makeup artist use waterproof mascara for female No. 1 makeup? In the episode of coming back to life, the smoky makeup of the heroine's crying has been removed, and the whole panda eye is really not beautiful.

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10,000 BC quotes

  • D'Leh: He is not a god!

  • D'Leh: What are they saying?

    Nakudu: They are your words: Bring them down.