After watching this film, you will find that there are actually several groups of people with different skin colors in the story, and the final one If the big scene is considered to be a war, it is also a confused battle - some are to pick up girls, some are to find relatives, some are to follow the crowd, and some are for the unreliable prophecies that they keep, and each prophecy is different. But the final implementation method is unreliable. The climax of the "war" was also very strong. After Mammoth cleared the field and retreated in all directions in the square, the handsome guy threw a javelin and stabbed the tall alien classmate to death, and the war was over. It seems that 10,000 years before modern people put it into shit, the javelin athletes have the highest survival rate, because of the ten people who died in the film, nine and a half were killed by the javelin.
Of course, the most powerful part of the whole film is the end of the film. He Ping, the director of "Heroes of Heaven and Earth", can directly sue Roland Emmerich for plagiarism. One after another, the Buddha's light, suddenly, my heart seemed to be illuminated by the Buddha's light, otherwise, how could I calm the excitement accumulated in my heart due to surprise.
If the trailer production company of this film did not sign the film's overseas box office sharing agreement in the cooperation agreement with the investment company, it would simply be outrageous. This film is now a global hit. How much credit should this trailer take? What a lot of hard work. Mammoths and saber-toothed tigers suffer from being dumb because they can't speak English. Could it be that the trailer production company is also a company started by the natives before shit, and they don't know how to use modern legal weapons (such as fuc* law) to fight back against their due interests ? No way, throw the javelin.
There will be a sequel to this film. It has nothing to do with whether it is sold for money or not. The key is that the girl is not dead. That's right, for sure, so she didn't die in the end. The director wanted to let her continue to be mischievous. The name has been set--"Shit" After "Shit" Ten Thousand Years" 100000 SHIT AD!!!
The story is the beginning, this The girl has been fascinated by the heads of the galaxies in the universe. In the end, after experiencing countless vast interstellar wars and destroying n solar systems, no one can get this girl. In the end, she was helpless. Everyone compromises, it is only fair that everyone can't get what they can't, and then launch her to a remote asteroid, but I didn't expect that the estimation was wrong, there are still advanced intelligent life on that asteroid, the little girl is fascinated by Dafa You can continue to perform, this asteroid has a name, called "Earth".
It turned out that "Thousand Years After Shit" was not a sequel, but a "prequel".
What moved me the most was that I was sitting in Hall 8 of Wanda. There were more than 400 people in the middle of the night, and the occupancy rate was over 80%. After the "shit" at the end of the movie, a buddy not far from my right side (also very It may be my sisters.) As soon as I saw the end credits burst out, I started to applaud wildly. This courage, really, just dropped. I suddenly had hallucinations and thought, did the time suddenly go back to the premiere of "Transformers" in mid-July, because it is indeed the same venue and the same seats? No, there were a lot of people applauding that time, so why is he alone this time?
Domestic comrades, we all know that the CPI is so crazy these days that a big ticket of 100 yuan is almost used to wipe the butt, so everyone is more and more serious about going to the cinema to buy high-priced tickets to watch movies. Today I still I want to change the 30% off membership card to 40% off. I didn’t even watch Hollywood to show such “before shit” films to encourage me. MPA is so active in promoting the development of the Chinese film industry. I will support it without changing the card. feel embarrassed. Looking at "National Treasure 2", "10,000 Years Before Shit" and "Golden Gong and Yellow Plate", you can basically feel Hollywood's shit movie strategy.
"Golden Gong and Yellow Plate", I read it right. After the introduction of shit, Jin Gong ham sausage was sponsored. The Chinese name was originally from China Film. People who chose it casually, for example, "Steel Blind" will be released next month, but some people watched it. Now, ask me what "Iron Blind" is talking about, is it that "Night Blind" has changed iron underwear, or "Robocop" has changed into Mei Chaofeng? I replied, I don't know yet, I just corrected it, the movie wearing red underwear is called "Underwear Man".
Children's shoes, after watching "10,000 Years Before Shit", we should have the confidence that Chinese movies will surpass Hollywood in an all-round way, and it is close at hand, no later than 10,000 years after Shit. Come on~~~
(This article is purely fictitious, please don't take the seat... Who is it? You are the toilet! Your whole family has a toilet!!)
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