Never ask an actor to see a train station literature

Sophie 2022-04-20 09:01:41

There have been no particularly exciting movies to watch in March. I walked into the theater and wanted to contribute to the ticket counting, and I was a little murmured when I saw the rows of movie posters.

The mental journey of many people outside the movie theater is like this:
if you can't do it, just fireworks during the day! Anyway, the male protagonist is also an actor, but what is his name? Forget it, Berlin has won awards, can you not look good! But speaking of which, what is the Berlin Film Festival? !

Where did the doomsday train come from? What's a bad director? Not to force ah. However, it seems that the gangsters on Weibo mentioned that this film is about politics, bloodshed, system, etc. It almost didn't make it to the screen! Wait a minute, if it seems that the broadcast is almost banned, it seems to be a little emotional...

Or is it a genius glasses dog?
It's a bit reluctant to go all the way to watch a cartoon!
Why don't you look at other domestic products... no no no! I didn't see anything!

At a time like this, if you see the poster of the Allied Treasure Team, you will feel like you have caught a life-saving straw.

Usually they are lined up in a row with a big head and a word, but the momentum of others is different, all of them are familiar faces! George Clooney in the front, Matt Damon in the right hand, Kate Bletcher in the left, and a few old men with acting skills in the back. If you watch the trailer carefully, you can recognize the Earl of Downton Abbey in the British drama, and Charlie in Charlie's Angels in the American blockbuster.

Who is George Clooney? It's really a grievance that such a handsome uncle didn't get the same treatment as Johnny Depp and Leonardo who were talked about by girls every three days in China. Elsewhere, the gray-haired man in his fifties is about to consider retiring to join the Veteran Cadre Choir.

Most of the uncles in life can only be uncles, not the uncles of "Uncle~ Come again~", but the uncles of "Uncle Wang, walk around?"

But George Clooney is the kind of old man you can't conscientiously call a grandpa. In this film, I heard that the first person George Clooney pulled was his good friend Matt Damon who "no matter how bad as long as there is Joe Brother". Matt Damon everyone should know, the spy played in The Bourne is so handsome.

Although the director of that film made an action movie and cut the footage as shredded as a shredder, the characters didn't even have a smooth left hook. They were also spies. The heavy-duty action scenes are also comparable to Zhang Jizhong's jumping needle stepping style martial arts. But there is no way, Matt Damon's cold and agile energy is still more memorable than Tom's climbing the Burj Khalifa.

Although Matt Damon is now fat, but with him, with Clooney, this piece is still golden. What's more, there is Cate Blanchett, who has been talked about by countless people.

This film tells a yy story full of American patriotism education, which is especially suitable to be played in the ideological and moral class of American elementary schools. The film is based on a train station literature "Guardian of Monuments" that the director Uncle Clooney bought at the airport stall.

It is about the period of World War II, when the Nazi organization plundered countless exquisite works of art in Europe and wanted to dedicate it to Hitler. A "no thanks, please call me red scarf" tale of a male protagonist's squad of Monuments Guards tasked by President Roosevelt to battle the Nazis to find and rescue masterpieces of art and return them to their owners. You think this movie, if not as good as the early Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant story, at least has to catch up with the detective Di Renjie. But... don't think that the introduction of the film says that there is a battle of wits and courage, it is really wit and courage, and the article dares to say that he is a good man, right?

You see Clooney on a treasure hunt with a small suitcase, you want to say that's great, let's start the adventure right away, and a few people get in the car, eating, drinking, chatting, and walking. Go~~ I went to a place and walked in, oh, isn't this Michelangelo's sculpture, pick it up! Yes, it's that simple and not even rude. Even someone who died to protect cultural relics was filmed like a bowl of boiled water. You have no idea how he died, and even you were ready for tears, but the director didn't intend to let you shed it, so you just slammed this scene. Turned over.

I always thought there would be a climax at the end of this film, until the end credits appeared, I didn't know that a handsome uncle was like this, pulling other old actors to deceive my feelings with a running account, don't believe the movies directed by handsome guys, like Don't trust any beauty writers!

The only bright spot of the film is that the French are severely blackened. The heroine lets the married male protagonist stay at his house for the night. The male protagonist hesitates, and the female protagonist smiles ambiguous: "It's okay, you know, this is Paris." Said Really, Clooney is not British, what do you mean by being so mean to the French. Of course, as Americans, black Soviets are obligations. The American team found cultural relics "without taking the masses by needle and thread", the Soviets are like Lao Tzu wanting to rob. Seeing the end, the Soviets are arrogantly catching up again. You roar in the bottom of your heart and want to say that this is the end, so let's have a war, and the result - it's over.

The righteous Americans took away all the cultural relics to protect them from Stalin's poisoning. There is a very awkward sentence in the film. If the cultural relics are gone, the human history will be gone. Therefore, the Americans led their good partners to save the entire European history of human beings under the brilliance of Roosevelt. I always thought that Americans don't care about history, but when people play it, it's like "We don't have history, but we saved your history." I wonder if the United States has given Clooney a 38 red flag bearer? He is quite worth having.

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The Monuments Men quotes

  • Frank Stokes: You can wipe out an entire generation, you can burn their homes to the ground and somehow they'll still find their way back. But if you destroy their history, you destroy their achievements and it's as if they never existed. That's what Hitler wants and that's exactly what we are fighting for.

  • James Granger: Stop, stop. Stop. I seem to have stepped on a land mine... of some sort.

    Frank Stokes: Why d'you do something like that?

    James Granger: It was a slow day.

    Frank Stokes: Well, I wouldn't move.

    James Granger: I'd like to at some point.