Mother Long is crazy, the screenwriter is dead!

Augusta 2022-04-22 07:01:23

805, after watching the fifth episode, I became a Buddha. It's really beyond the embarrassment of the third and the rotten of the fourth, and it has become an eye-opening forcible break! Epic bad ending! Fake!

1. The death of Varys. The death of the chief intelligence officer was as naive as a child. You said that you are now serving under Long Ma, but your mutiny attempt came up to talk to Tyrion, and secondly, you showed your loyalty to Jon. You knew that neither of them would support you, so wouldn't you be courting death? ! Playing politics also depends on the ancestors of the East, at least you make a Chen Qiao mutiny, and contact the princes of the Quartet to let the embarrassed yellow robe be added! If you don't do anything, you can't stop talking, let's go, Long Yan waits!

2. Long Ma began to become a "resentful woman" character, complaining that 囧 made an assertion and told the truth about her life experience to her sisters (I complained for two episodes...) Now she is full of hostility to everyone and shows distrust of everyone. ! Big sister, the war is imminent, you hurt each other like this, are you really afraid that the officials will force the people to rebel? Fight in the nest first?

3. The Dragon and the Crossbow. In the last episode, a cruise ship shot a dragon, which left a strong impression on the audience: the giant crossbow has a strong deterrent effect on the dragon, and the dragon also has a nemesis! As a result, in this episode, in the face of the ready Iron Fleet and the Golden Corps, thousands of arrows are approaching, but the dragon has transformed into an F35, with strong flexibility and mobility! Wherever you go, the world is invincible! ?

So, screenwriter, do you think the dragon is your little cucumber? ? Soft when you say it, hard when you want to be hard? If I were Sexi, I would be sloppy, aren't you lying to me! ! In the last episode, the giant crossbow still worked, but this episode has become a decoration! ! ! Just because I'm dead? ? ! You have such a big contrast, have you slapped the screenwriter in the fucking face?

4. Street fighting on a tactical level. As we all know, street fighting after the city battle has always been a tough one. Street fighting in the Chechen War suffered heavy casualties. Even in the era of cold weapons, street fighting is not such a way of playing, right? One or two defenders of the city slaughtered the Unsullied like pigs on the main road? ? Brother, this is your main battlefield. You can take advantage of the high-rise bunkers in the streets and alleys to cover up, can you be tough? In the end, he was directly stunned and surrendered... This tactical design is also extremely low! Completely missed!

5. Here comes the point! ! ! The bell had already been rang, the soldiers had lost their weapons, and the people thought they had escaped doom! Hey! No, Long Ma started to set fire to slaughter the city! !

Why? Political wisdom forced offline? Suddenly became "a dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, the mad king's daughter is impulsive"? ? You learn from Liu Bang, the ancestor of the great eastern country, and enter Guanzhong: Isn't it bad to make three chapters of the law! ! Forcibly blackening yourself, killing civilians, and making excuses, you are the reincarnation of a tyrant and a mad king in the eyes of the princes of the four directions, sister, whoever still obeys you, Sansa in the north will be the first to refuse! Even your Virgin Mary doubts life, right? You see, the screenwriter wrote the dragon mother to death again, and the good liberator has become the dragon itself! ! Grass is gone!

6. Clegane and Sandor perish together, Jamie and Cersei are in the same soul... This ending, how can I say it, feels like... Emmmmmmmmmm~

7. In the next episode, is Long Ma, who offended everyone after the massacre, going to be knocked to the ground by Erya? Then 囧 brother takes over? If this is the finale, then the negative score will be thicker!

#Game of Thrones Screenwriter #NMB!

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Winterfell quotes

  • Arya Stark: How did you survive with a knife through your heart?

    Jon Snow: I didn't.

  • Theon Greyjoy: What is dead may never die.

    Yara Greyjoy: But kill the bastards anyway.