Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5: The Worst Episode Ever Is Born!

Imogene 2022-04-20 09:01:41

Today, the fifth episode of the eighth season of "Game of Thrones" aired. As the penultimate episode of the entire show, this episode continued to maintain the level of the previous episode and won unanimous rejection from Chinese and foreign audiences. There are even some netizens on the Internet who proposed to let the nun rattle go to the screenwriter every day and shout "shame". I think these netizens are still too kind, and they should let Moshan pick the screenwriter's eyes every day to be worthy of their editing. This shitty plot.

Don't go through the process, just start spraying.

At the beginning of this episode, Varys, a thinker of human destiny, was sorting out Daenerys's black materials, and then we found Varys' little bird. It seems that his intelligence set has not been lost, so the problem Here, since your Varys' intelligence system is still there, what did you eat before? What's even more awesome is that Varys, who did not forget to develop an espionage organization in the arduous environment, just waited to die like this, so what are you talking about the righteousness of human happiness? Totally unreasonable.

In fact, since the second episode, the screenwriter has been clearly conveying a message, that is, to kick Daenerys out of the way and help Jon to rise, which led to the disconnection of the collective IQ and EQ of Daenerys and all the characters after this. Starting from one point helps us understand many extremely stupid plots.

Varys, the best of men, the spy of spies, the strategist with the long sleeves and the dance among the thousands of people, went to the beach in a daze, and told Jon that I was going to rebel. This kind of god-level You are rarely seen even in other second- and third-rate TV dramas.

Then Varys was executed. I'm really depressed. You said that Daenerys just suffered a big defeat. As Her Majesty the Queen who is holding a high banner, should she tell the people below her when she encounters such a setback?

As the mother of dragons, the death of a dragon is a heavy blow to the entire faction. How can you, a magical creature, be killed by a mortal weapon? At this time, Daenerys only had to put Varys in front of everyone and said that it was this big traitor who secretly sabotaged and caused our army to suffer huge losses. I shot him on behalf of the People's Representative Party. The operation can not only stabilize people's hearts but also boost morale. , As a result, what did Daenerys do? She found a place where no one was around and set Varys on fire secretly. The whole thing was just like the lynching of the Ku Klux Klan, which was very disgraceful.

Without Missandei, Daenerys could only report the name of the dish by herself, and then a mouthful of dragon flames burned Varys. To say that Varys is a real man without eggs, how many heroes are under the burning of dragon flames. Everyone shouted, but Varys was burned to death without saying a word. I think it's more likely that Conleth Hill, who played Varys, was so speechless about the mentally retarded script that he didn't even bother to shout "ah".

Next comes the conversation between Jon and Daenerys. "I don't understand anything" was originally just Jon's nickname, but at this time it has completely become Jon Snow's character annotation. It's all this time, this situation, Jon is still showing his loyalty over and over again, saying I don't want to be king I just want to love you, but I want to ask, what is the basis of Jon's love for Daenerys at this time? However, Daenerys was still a little sensible at this time. She could see that no one in this Westeros really respected her, and she was now in all directions.

Then there is the link where the little devil saves his brother. There is a very, very bad language stalk here, which can be said to be no joke. Then Tyrion dismissed the Unsullied, who was guarding Jaime, in a few words. We all know that the Unsullied have always been known for strictly following orders, but here Tyrion deceived the Unsullied with the clumsy method of "crushing people to death at the highest level", so I have to suspect that they are It wasn't that he was castrated when he was picked up on the way.

When James rescued Tyrion from the death row, he said a set of family words, and now the younger brother saves his brother, he also said a lot of family words, but the gap between the two paragraphs is too great, Tyrion is in the The words spoken here are simply incomprehensible. They also let James and Cersei travel across the ocean to find stable happiness. What is the purpose of the crimes you have suffered all these years, big brother?

We can barely see Tyrion stealing James as he wants James to rescue the people of King's Landing at a critical moment, but later we see that James has no people at all, only Cersei, and James went to the north before Why do you die in that big circle? Is it because " I only found myself when I left you, those eyes that love to laugh, shed tears, like an inescapable storm, the wet yesterday was deleted? "

It took eight years for the character of James to develop, and in the end the screenwriter told us, look, he's still a big idiot.

After that, Daenerys's victory in the first stage of the King's Landing War, the screenwriter once again showed us what the golden finger operation is. In the ambush battle in the previous episode, the iron fleet was crowded in the narrow strait. It can be said that the mobility is 0. In this case, it can still kill a dragon and force Daenerys away with all arrows. In the set, we saw a huge fleet of iron ships scattered on the open water of the Blackwater River, staring at themselves being burned one by one, and the countless giant crossbows at the head of King's Landing were all rusted like screws. It's sluggish, and it really feels like the writers changed all of the giant crossbow operators from level 60 to level 1 overnight.

It stands to reason that the defenders have surrendered, and Daenerys is no longer a threat. She swaggered in and found Cersei and beheaded it, but when the bell rang, she suddenly felt like a neighbor The insomniac who woke up from the home decoration ran wild like Li Yunlong's possession, constantly operating his own " Italian Cannon " to fire cannons, and you have a debt and a debt, you Daenerys don't go to Cersei to fight to the death instead Squirting at the common people, what about the promised savior of mankind? What about the liberators? I even wonder if this bell was used by someone with ulterior motives to hypnotize Daenerys, I think it's too easy for the writers to see how much effort they have made to bury Daenerys.

Then there are two martial arts dramas. Until now, the characters and IQ of this drama have not collapsed, and only the "two dogs" of Arya and Sandor Clegane are left. The killer partner also showed confusing behavior. The two killers who were going to carry out the assassination plan had been walking on the road so struttingly, and it was amazing that they met the valley soldiers who came from the north to besiege the city. . Two people and two horses actually walked slower than the army in the north with thousands of horses. This can only be explained that either the accelerator of the army in the north was better than theirs, or they went to the Twin Rivers halfway. Brushed a copy of the massacre.

It is good to say that Arya Stark is now a royal relative and a model of fighting, and no one dares to stop her if she wants to be ruthless, but when the two sneak into King's Landing City, it is still like this. It's a little bit inexplicable. We saw the citizens of King's Landing running forward one by one in a hurry, and guards were watching everywhere, but Arya and the Hound were still calm, marching through the crowd at a calm pace that they did not recognize, surrounded by so many people. None of the many defenders doubted them, and I suspect they might be wearing invisibility cloaks borrowed from Harry Potter.

However, when approaching the assassination target, the performance of the pair did not disappoint. Seeing the crazy Daenerys riding a dragon in the sky, the Hound persuaded Arya back without hesitation. .

Do you want to be like me?

The Hound, who doesn't seem to care about anything, has always been full of affection for the people around him, and a simple sentence contains his love for Arya. He understands that he has become a monster blinded by hatred, and he does not want to see Arya become like him, controlled by hatred, wasting his life in this castle that is about to collapse , Under the current circumstances, Cersei must be lifeless. If Arya insists on finding Cersei, she can only die in the ruins with her enemy in the end.

Sandor, thank you

Note that in this show, while the Hound has been featured throughout, hardly anyone calls him by his real name. But here Arya called out his real name. These two people who don't like to talk very much have actually regarded each other as close friends in their hearts. Now, the Hound's mission has ended, and he must face death, but Arya is different, she needs to live.

Then came the veritable "Clegane Derby War". Sandor Clegane and the biochemical version of Gregor Clegane were finally able to face each other unfettered, and fought a serious battle. Here Mention Cobain. As a rare strategist, medical scientist and administrative expert in the middle and late stages of the Seven Great Powers, it is incomprehensible that Ke Ben was so lightly killed by the magic mountain. This can only be said to convey a truth to us, that is, no matter How stupid you are, you'll die if you talk shit .

The episode of brothers killing each other can be said to be the best episode in this episode. In the midst of the ruins, two people with very different strengths started a wonderful fight, although they knew that they would not survive from this monster. But the Hound still wields every sword with all his might. This is not his battle, but this is his battle. Since death is calling, then face him in an upright manner. If the sword is gone, use his fist and be his brother's When the palm finally grabbed his throat, he laughed, come on die, I have tried, my wish is gone.

When the magic mountain's hands were digging into the eyes of the hound, I was a little afraid to look at it, because I really didn't want to see such a tragic death of this man who was cursed by fate but always fought in his own way. Anyway, the writer has some conscience. In the roar of the hound, he embraced his long-dead and resurrected brother, the shadow that haunted him all his life, and fell into the flames together.

We all know that it is the flame that makes the hound famous in the world, and it is also the flame that makes him feel angry with his brother all his life. It is Sandor Clegane's best destiny.

And the duel between Jaime and Euron is not so worth talking about, but it is reasonable after all. Some people will think that death is imminent, why Euron is still obsessed with messing with James all at once. Please don't forget that the character Euron has been in a state of madness since he appeared in the play. Euron, like a mad dog, has always prioritized his own enjoyment rather than survival, not to mention that he also I can imagine that my father is a bit green, and if you catch James at this time, you can't fuck him.

In the end, the rock star who jumped around was also taken offline by the screenwriter.

Then there's Jaime and Cersei's bento scene. I really liked this part. In the midst of the raging war, the lovers finally got together again. There were no lines, only holding hands and looking at tears. This is a very real emotional expression. With the double blessing of family affection and love, The scene of the two finally embracing each other and submerged in the ruins is actually a bit poignant, and it reminds me of the famous scene in "Watchmen", which may really be true love.

Finally, Arya, the famous assassin of the Seven Kingdoms, brings us the ending. Arya's role here is no longer in the style of "Game of Thrones", but in the style of the disaster film of "Pompeii Has Fallen". It is " run-down-stand-up-run-down ", a very disaster movie.

And what's particularly amazing is that during this process, all those who had physical contact with Arya died immediately, but Arya herself survived this disaster. Arya can really be called Weiss The "Snow Kaze" of the Telo Continent. (For the story of Xuefeng, please Baidu by yourself)

In the end, in the white ashes, Arya walked towards a surviving white horse. The effect of the picture here is very good, giving people a sense of sanctity that contains some religious meaning. Here I boldly predict that in the next episode, Arya will assassinate Daenerys, and then Jon will take over the throne.

As I said in the first episode of this season, I just hope the show has a pretty solid ending, but from these two episodes, I'm really overly optimistic, the writers are showing us with real actions Show, how to raise a gifted child and then strangle him with his own hands when he was eight years old.

Destroy it, hurry up, tired.

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Winterfell quotes

  • Arya Stark: How did you survive with a knife through your heart?

    Jon Snow: I didn't.

  • Theon Greyjoy: What is dead may never die.

    Yara Greyjoy: But kill the bastards anyway.