First of all, I declare that the title has no spoilers, and friends who haven't watched it don't need to panic. The title is just a gimmick, to mimic the recent hype for Avengers 4. Besides, what is the concept of the ultimate bento? Everyone had a premonition that this battle was dangerous at the end of the last episode, and the final season was approaching the decisive battle, so the lunch box was inevitable. But what is the flavor of the bento, and the ingredients are insufficient, how to send it, and how many? It's a Schrödinger's bento until you actually read it. At least not until I see the red spoiler warning in the line below, uphold my professional ethics and will not utter half a word. So if one day you see me saying Stark is dead before that line of scarlet letters (well, I mean if), it must not be Stark of Winterfell, right.
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Let's review the formations from the last episode. The former army (triangle pieces) who came to us first was the Dothraki cavalry who followed the "Khaleesi" across the sea. The flying long braids showed countless victories, and the domineering scimitar told the king. The group's loneliness is evidenced by a song: "You are mighty and majestic, the man who sets the horse, and the galloping horse is like a gust of wind". The central army (round chess pieces) that followed was the famous slave infantry "Unsullied" in Astapor. It is rumored that in the battle of Kohor, 50,000 Dosraki charged eighteen times and failed to defeat them. Three thousand Unsullied legions, the last remaining Dothraki cut off their braids in shame and threw them at the surviving four hundred Unsullied in honor. With this campaign, Astapor sold the "Unsullied" at home and abroad and became the most popular security provider, until he was later turned up by a pea shooter called "The Shacklebreaker". The left-wing phalanx is led by "Beauty" Brienne's Valley Knights and the North's regular army, plus her squire Podrick and "Kingslayer" Jaime Lannister. The right-wing phalanx is the kind of heroes from all walks of life (three religions and nine streams) who have come out in large numbers (mixed fish and eyes), and are completely free to play. Oh, I almost forgot the long-lost group pet "Bai Ling". Since its owner has ridden a dragon, he has never been lucky enough to see it again. It can be said that it has once again verified the words of Varys, a famous emotional expert from the Seven Kingdoms: nothing lasts long, even if it is a human or a dog (Varys: I didn't say the second half of the sentence).
The war was about to break out, and everyone held their breaths. As a result, at such a tense moment, it was not the wardrobe that came out of the fog of war, but Melisandre, the seven-diamond platinum salesman under the "Lord of Light" and the general agent of Westeros ! This made Davos the "Onion Knight" anxiously. His previous employer, because he listened to Sister Mei's Amway, put all his fortune into the business of "The King of Light", and ended up ruining his family and his family. Unexpectedly, the battle of life and death was imminent, and she still had the face to sell. Hehe, how can a mere smuggler understand the profound meaning of Amway? For example, my beautiful sister is going to sell it today, will I charge you a penny? Sorry, all Dothraki cavalry weapons are enchanted with "flame", and they don't take a penny. When your heads are well received and you can easily become the king, you will naturally cry and kneel and beg me to buy and hang in the future. At that time, don't believe in the "King of Light", you will also believe in Zheng Hui, the daughter of Ashtar Shelan of the "Galactic Federation".
The free enchantment given by Sister Mei is really good. Under the cover of the trebuchet, the Dothraki cavalry attacked the entire army. The dazzling fire knife was like the "King of Light" coming to the battlefield, and instantly blinded my kryptonite dog eyes in front of the screen. . When I held back my tears and opened my eyes again, the prisoners were already gone. It's just that it's not the wardrobe that has been wiped out, it's the Dothraki. This wave of soldiers is really... well, it was blown like a king before, but I didn't expect it to be a bronze. But the Night King is definitely not targeting you Dothraki, but everyone here, all! Yes! green! copper! Seeing the unfavorable situation on the battlefield, the two Targaryen ace pilots stationed at the outskirts of Winterfell International Airport finally couldn't hold back, so Xiaolong MK I "Drogon" Daenerys, Xiaolong MK II "Lego" Jon, strike! Bombing is cool for a while, bombing is always cool. Jon even had the illusion of a comeback, jumped directly at the Night King, delusional end the battle, and hit the storm head-on. The Transportation Committee of the Third District of Winterfell reminds you: There are thousands of roads, and safety is the first. No matter how high the level is, you are also afraid of storms. For the weather forecast, look at the weather forecast early.
Soon, the defenders in front of the city fell into the vast ocean of the War of the Wards, and they retreated steadily. Even if the instant fire wall of the beautiful sister ignites the trench, it cannot stop the progress of the wardrobe. Since World War Z came out, zombies all over the world have had new programmatic tactical guidance documents. Wardrobes are no exception. Can the walls of your Winterfell be higher than Jerusalem? Have pity on my bear loli, Lyanna Mormont, who was beaten by the giant's wardrobe. You must know that my bear family is full of heroes, and I still lose out with bear loli for you as a giant (tears). As for the dogfight between Xiaolong, I just want to say that Longma and Jon are too bad. One operation is as fierce as a tiger. At first glance, it hurts 1.5. On the other hand, there was an assassin in Erya District, doing all kinds of rough work that attracted firepower with a meat shield. After being suppressed into the hall, Erya met Sister Mei again. In this fateful meeting, Sister Mei spoiled Erya 's important task of killing "Blue Eyes" , and even said Erya's first teacher back then. , the first swordsman "Water Dancer" Syrio Freer under the "Sea King" of Braavos, once saved her famous sentence "not today" .
Look at Long Ma and Jon again, they managed to squeeze the Night King out of the Ice Dragon "Viserion" with unskilled and mindless hand-to-hand combat, and then a meal of dragon flames smeared his face, and the winning BGM gradually disappeared. ... Is this because the Night King's fire resistance is high, or is it that brother Long, you didn't eat today? That night, Long Ma finally remembered the horror of being dominated by the Javelin champion of Westeros, and realized that sending the dragon again would be a sinner for eternity, so she turned around and ran away, leaving Jon alone to solo the Night King. Yes, I mean solo, but I haven't let go of a single skill tonight, is it that I don't respect the opponent too much? What is the spirit of competition? Even if you are fighting a five scumbag, you should use all your strength, right? Then put a "group resurrection" first . There were only four words on Jon's face that night: NM$L. And the other characters who are still alive have only five words on their foreheads: WDNMD.
In the end, the Westeros Javelin team arrived on time in the Godswood, and the ironborn fought to the last of Theon. Just when he was running out of ammunition and food, Bran Stark in the wheelchair quietly gave him a "1" gesture, and Theon had an epiphany, so he sent him without hesitation. Sure enough, after the Night King finished cooking Theon with ease, he paced up to Stark, and slowly said "I am inevitable" Just as he finished speaking, a vigorous figure suddenly descended from the sky and struck from behind. But the Night King has been on the battlefield for a long time, so is he a generalist? Only when he turned around and easily grabbed the visitor's throat, he realized that the person was the little wolf girl Arya Stark. Although Erya was restrained, she did not panic, she said "I am no one" every word in her mouth , and the knife fell, and a dragon crystal dagger fell into the Night King's chest accurately. In an instant, the entire wardrobe army disintegrated, turned into dust and vanished. In fact, I just fell in love with the clouds and clouds of Winterfell, just like the fireworks at the age of sixteen.
After eight years of layout, the Stark family lived up to the hopes of the whole village and once again saved the world.
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