Ghost nun, as a BOSS-level character in a cosmic movie, your independent big movie is really, really, really, a failure!

Chaya 2022-04-21 09:02:02

The movie here is really macroscopic, and a universe is created at every turn, what is the Marvel universe, the X-Men universe, the Jing Tian universe (Jing Tian: ???) .

Of course, not all movies can be called the universe. No matter how well the previous movies sold, there will be a sequel 2345, just like "The Coming of Death" has already released five films, and it is not called the universe of death. Therefore, what can be called a universe is basically a series of movies that were arranged early, there is a sequence in time, and there is an echo in the plot. The best thing to understand is the Marvel universe, and today there is a steel Xia, there will be Captain America tomorrow, and Black Widow will be online the day after tomorrow. At first, everyone has nothing to do with each other. Later, they are more kissable than their own brothers. In the end, the second and third children's dramas are all independent and go around, and a team is so popular.

What I want to talk about today is the "Nun" by Wen Ziren, which is ranked in the Conjuring Universe. This film was released in North America on September 7th, and it was also premiered in the cemetery. The live-action version of the nun is COSPLAY, my heart is Thinking about it, these people who go to the movies are really not afraid of death, they are afraid of not dying!

So as soon as I got the resource, I looked at two-thirds in one go, and yes, two-thirds, I looked back at the ratings. The ratings given by major websites are really terrible (Duban was 6.1 at the time of writing the article, but now it has dropped by 0.1 points). I watched the movie footage carefully again. Director Colin once said: Wen Ziren was in the filming of Aquaman, Still found time to assist director Colin Hardy on filming and shot some of the shots himself, which were kept in the film. I feel at ease. Strictly speaking, it really does not belong to Wen Ziren's movie. I didn't expect to make it into an independent movie, but in "The Conjuring 2", as a ghost nun who hides the boss, I accidentally attracted fans. Enriching it, so the "Nun" we see today was born.

Poster tribute to The Exorcist

There are many flaws in this story. Please listen to me. The story of the ghost nun begins with a nun suicide case. Suicide is equivalent to murder in Catholicism, so nun suicide is very important to the Roman church, so the church They sent a famous detective: Pastor Burke , Yin-Yang Eye Assistant: Sister Irene, a trainee, to investigate.

Like ordinary crime-solving films, the detective duo first visited the witnesses: the food delivery brother , the first sentence the little brother saw when he saw the priest and the nun was: Miss you are so beautiful, and then stated what they had encountered, nun The corpse really frightened him.

Let's examine the body first, and they found the most bizarre suspicious point: the nun's body was sitting up! This dead nun seems to be saying: This will always attract your attention, don't come and investigate me, I am someone with a big secret. Sure enough, in the hands of the nun, they got a key bigger than their face .

Returning to the scene of the crime, the abbot of the monastery said: You are late. The monastery is closed from 9:00 am to 18:00 pm. You should be early tomorrow. The small hotel next door is jointly operated. You can stay temporarily. Free single for one person, remember to give five-star praise. So the priest took the nun and the younger brother to the nun's hut .

If the younger brother is also staying, then the bill cannot be waived, so the pastor excused that you are not a clergyman, so when the night fell, he drove him back. The younger brother, who has a good bridge in his hand, has always had a shadow on the nun. Sure enough, he met the nun unexpectedly in the dark forest. Xiuxiu’s girlfriend once again showed the hanging process. The younger brother walked away with the cross in the cemetery. At this point, I thought, even if there are only stone tablets left in the cemetery, he should resist one!

Before going to bed, the pastor and the nun exchanged work experience with each other. The nun said: I have had yin and yang eyes since I was a child. My parents didn't believe me. Thanks to the Bishop of Rome's appreciation, if you see me again, I will be a mental hospital. The pastor nodded: I also exorcised a boy with yin and yang eyes back then. His parents believed in Jesus very much, so they insisted on exorcising me. Nun: Are you done exorcising the child? Priest: No, the child died after the exorcism!

At night, the pastor heard someone walking beside the bed. Could it be that this remote hotel also has an improper occupation? In the heart of the ancient way, the pastor wanted to persuade people who have gone astray to go to the light, so he followed the footsteps all the way to a large cemetery. A snake spewed out of his mouth , and the frightened priest stumbled and fell into the coffin by the way, by the way the coffin board was closed, by the way the grave was filled, by the way the tombstone was erected, by the way, the priest in the dark could only pull the bell to call for help. (A piaopiao popular science: the story happened in 1952, and the medical skills were not very good. In order to prevent being buried alive, a bell was counted on the grave, and the living people could ring the bell for help).

The words were divided. The nun slept halfway, and found that the cold wind was blowing behind her. The quality of the free hotel was really bad. I wanted to ask the priest to complain, but I found that the priest was not in the house. In the small church, the nun saw the mirror in the mirror. When they met, she shouted and ran out, found the priest, found the shovel, dug the grave, split the coffin board, and saw an ancient book in the coffin with the priest , The pastor said by the way: This is probably the book that can restrain the devil, so I picked up the book and went back.

The next day, the priest and the nun returned to the monastery and acted separately. The nun was responsible for inquiring about the deceased from everyone in the monastery. Sure enough, she heard a story from a long-winded mouth : an earl once dug a hole in the floor and almost died. I dug into hell and summoned a demon. It was glued by the Lord of the Cross with the glue of the brand of the blood of Jesus, and it was converted into a monastery. I didn’t expect that during the war, the glue was degummed. Now the crack is bigger than before. Walking around in the monastery was very dangerous, and we couldn’t defeat the devil, so we could only pray and recite the scriptures every day.

Because we chatted for too long, it was time for the monastery to close again, so Xiuzui arranged for the nun to stay in, by the way, it was the room of the nun who committed suicide before. Let the devil possess, so the nun sacrificed herself and committed suicide! Finally, by the way, the nun and the ghost nun also ushered in the second official meeting!

Besides, the name of the book brought out of the coffin seems to be "Spoiler", the priest's study of sleepless nights and sleepless nights and unknowingly it became dark, and at night, all the monsters and monsters appeared, I thought the nun was a nurse, I didn't expect the nun to be facing the front. I thought the little brother had slipped away, but I didn't expect to come back to help. I thought the priest had something special. It turned out that he didn't have the cross and started to dodge skills.

The last three people relied on the book "Spoilers", used key props to find the blood of Jesus, the peerless weapon, and finally they will face the BOSS ghost nun, so exciting, wait, isn't this a case-solving film? Isn't this a horror movie? No matter what, it is very difficult for a movie to make us experience suspense and crime-solving films, thriller films, and magical and magical films.

The final boss battle is thrilling, the ghost nun is powerful, but the three heroes are all clicked, the little brother does not strangle, the priest does not fall to death, but also fights with the nun, and gives the nun time to spray the blood of Jesus, etc. Don't you want to possess a nun? If you kill this body, you will have to wait another thousand years. Your monastery is so remote that no one comes to visit and you will rest sooner or later. Do you count every B in your heart?

Watching the full movie, I kind of don't know what to say, maybe I shouldn't! It is completely the product of a momentary impulse. Originally, the ghost nun who stunned the situation in "The Conjuring 2" and scared many children and big friends, is now reduced to a small boss who can be defeated by three random teams. I don't know how she appeared in "The Conjuring 2" later. The only thing that is related to the conjuring is that the food delivery guy was recruited later. It was the conjuring couple who came to the rescue.

There are horror scenes in the movie, and there are shocking scenes, but these still can't save this horror movie. I am very unhappy watching it. If you want to see more movie reviews, you can scan the QR code to follow my official account, the movie And ghost stories are broadcast from time to time!

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The Nun quotes

  • Frenchie: What's the opposite of a miracle, Father?

  • Father Burke: The blood of Jesus Christ.

    Frenchie: HOLY SHIT!

    Father Burke: The holiest.