If you want to blame, blame yourself-greedy!
The ball is not played like this!
"How should I kick it?"
"In a word: the waist and the horse are one!"
Sweeping is just my superficial job, in fact, my true identity is a "research monk"! —— Engaged in research on how to effectively carry forward Shaolin martial arts.
Please find someone else, I'm highly educated.
"If that worker knows Shaolin's Dugu Nine Swords, how can it be so troublesome?"
"Dugu Nine Swords seems to be from the Huashan School..."
"The world martial arts comes from Shaolin, have you never heard of it?"
Kungfu is definitely suitable for men and women. Young, fighting and killing is just a misunderstanding of it. Kungfu is even more an art, an unyielding spirit.
So I have always been looking for a way to repackage Kung Fu so that you who are ascendants can have a deeper understanding of Kung Fu.
Yes, I am lame, so what? Are you lame?
(Singing)
Tai Chi Kung Fu makes steamed buns, which is earth-shattering.
The steamed buns look fragrant and sweet, and everyone wants to eat them.
But seeing A-mei's arms are so strong, that makes A-mei fall into the ground!
Apart from singing, I can't think of other ways to express my inner excitement and admiration for you.
The original price of my pair of precious sneakers was two yuan, because it was you, count one and five, I would just take you one more steamed bun.
"If you want to sing, go to the mountain over there to sing, and you will only sing in a crazy way!"
"I don't agree with this lady! Singing here is not necessarily crazy. My name is Jiang Bao, and I never give up. The ideal of becoming a great composer.
Just now I heard the song sung by this gentleman, enthusiasm and creativity, which ignited a fire in my heart. I felt that in this Moment, it was going to explode!"
Why don't my pork guys want to be a great dancer?
I finally realized that if you want to promote Shaolin Kungfu to the world, you have to pay attention to packaging.
If you don’t have a dream, what is the difference between it and salted fish?
I have my life, you light your fire, in short, don't bother me anymore.
(Singing)
Shaolin Kungfu is good, really good.
Shaolin Kungfu is great, really great.
I am Tietou Gong, invincible Tietou Gong.
You are a diamond leg, I am a diamond leg.
Shaolin Kungfu is good, really good.
Shaolin Kungfu is good, really good.
Shaolin Kungfu is great, really great.
I am a diamond leg, a diamond leg.
He is iron head skill, wow! Wow! Wow!
thanks! thanks! The happy time flies so fast, and it's time to say goodbye.
I should hit you, but I'm sad if I don't hit you!
What a life-threatening chicken leg!
You play with two feet, right?
It happened that the driver took a big vacation today, and happened to lent the car to someone today, and happened to have just left the wallet in the company, so I can’t invite you to dinner today!
I am up and down hundreds of thousands a second.
I'm going to play football with you trash for no reason. I'm sorry, you know I'm so straightforward.
I have to go to the competition with you, the lame man, for no reason. Please forgive me for being so straightforward.
In the end, we have to win the game for no reason, but the probability is lower than zero!
I can't reduce my brain drooping because of cold bacteria. (Weight loss)
As long as there is fighting spirit, martial arts will definitely come back.
Why is my father not Li Ka-shing?
Why do I look so handsome but lose my hair, but you two look so ugly but don't lose my hair?
Why did people read books when I was young, but when I was young, my dad forced me to practice some bad martial arts, and now I have to wash the toilet and wash the dishes?
In fact, destiny is always in your own hands.
Unexpectedly, you can actually live in the "attic" on the roof of the fifty-ninth floor, as a trash picker. You have a good taste in life!
Kicking is nothing more than four basic items: pass, stop, take, and shoot.
Football cannot be played by one person.
From their neat team uniforms and friendly eyes, I can feel the sincerity and sportsmanship.
The real game is war!
This team is simply superb!
You are important to me, do you know?
If you are red, give me a pair of sneakers.
You are the most beautiful, do you know?
Be confident, you are the best, do you know?
"Be safe, tie her up and throw her into the sea."
"You won't eat fish anymore?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"I am me, I am Amei!"
"You can do it in the future ." I often come to me. If the shoes are broken, I can still help you mend them."
"No, the shoes are broken, I will throw them away. We all have to look forward! I will never wear broken shoes again. "If
we win this game, we will make it to the final!"
"Final!"
"Don't underestimate the enemy!"
"Underestimate the enemy!"
This time is not a bad check.
It's not just me, my whole team is greedy. But it's not the greedy check, but the national champion.
You don't have to score goals to win.
…There are football certificates, circumstantial evidence, the Football Association, the Football Association, and the Football Committee. They are all my people. How can you fight me?
"Sorry, my mother was born prematurely. I must go back and help."
"Please tell your mother to give birth prematurely later, how can you leave after half kicking the ball?"
I don't know how to cut my hair, I shave it faster.
You hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.
(Poster) The martial arts couple set off a kung fu sport craze and once again won the world bowling championship.
"Hey, Azhen, I am a frog. For the past twenty years, I have always had something to tell you. Actually... I love you!"
"What Azhen? I am Aqiang!"
"Sorry, Aqiang ! Qiang, what I just said, please tell your wife, thank you."
Senior brother: Tietou Gong. (Centre)
Second brother: Whirlwind on the ground. (Guard)
Three brothers: Golden bell cover iron cloth shirt. (Guard)
Brother Si: Ghost image captures the hand. (Goalkeeper)
A Xing: Dali King Kong legs. (Forward)
Sixth Junior Brother: Lightly floating on the water. (Center)
Friendlies: Four Eyes. (0 to 0)
Qualifiers: Tofu King Kong team. (40 to 0)
Semi-finals: Jade face Shuangfeilong team. (1 to 0)
Finals: The Devil Team. (1 to 0) The
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