For example: What is the villain next to when Sailor Moon transforms?
And: All the animals in Winnie the Pooh stand up, why only Yier is on all fours?
Also: Vampires live so long, what are they doing every day?
In this movie, I finally found the answer to the third question.
——They are busy being literary and artistic youths.
To be honest, excluding those two small fangs that only erect for five seconds a day while eating, how the two protagonists and a supporting grandfather fit the ultimate fantasy of young literary and old literary youths at other times! Weight loss, idleness, dieting, abstinence, suicidal tendency, only eating high-priced organic foods, only mixing with people in the art circle, always going on a walk-and-go trip, even if you travel, you will never be consigned like me and other mortals. Change clothes, underwear, slippers, hair dryer, then stand on the turntable, begging for nothing, and stand for half an hour. I recognize myself from one hundred and twenty black suitcases like everyone is looking for. Instead, the small suitcase is filled with poems and novels. (Original! Or Latin!) Listening to songs, playing the piano, playing rock, singing poems, dancing, loving science. It's simply the ultimate goal of all the erotic novels of the little brother!
Moreover, all of these are in the category of "useless" in our parents carrying a feather duster and chasing behind their buttocks and screaming, "Clean up these useless waste of time!", but once you become a vampire, these are still there. What does it matter? Anyway, I have time.
Of course, the premise is that Lao Tzu has money.
In this way, the vampires in the other movies seem a bit...well, how do I say, no (not) too (permanent) day (egg) often (pain).
"400 Years of Shocking Love": I spent 400 years in the gloomy castle just waiting for my wife's reincarnation and then prying her over from the hands of a handsome man.
"Interview with the Vampire": Go to the base, go to the base, go to the base, watch the movie, go to the base.
"Twilight City": Repeated high school repetitions, and continued to make friends.
"Underworld": Fights, fights, fights, fights, werewolf fights, fights, fights.
"Hotel Elf": Open a hotel and raise loli.
"True Love is Blood": Make love.
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contrast, the male (especially male) heroine in this film looks normal except for a little second!
When you are hungry, your legs will be weak.
Start the smoke when you eat something good.
Be afraid of doing bad things.
I like furry animals.
Like to sleep in bed.
Sleeping poorly.
Spending money indiscriminately.
Hoarding addiction.
Sister control. (Hello)
Childish.
House.
How much does the boss love to give me a pound of this vampire!
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