"Little Times" and "Gardenia Blossom" are "ugly" to me.
I did watch "Little Times" a few years ago in order to pick up a certain girl. Before watching it, I knew that many of my friends were hacking him. I knew that he was ugly, but I didn't feel anything after watching it, because obviously this The audience is not me. And today's film, I know they were made for someone like me, a person who grew up playing games.
Then I felt insulted. Feels like being fed shit.
I can even imagine the production team saying this during the meeting: "Look, the consumption of games has exceeded the sum of movies and music, let's make a movie for players to watch!" There was
a round of applause . .
The host continued to speak:
"So what about our audience, that is, these players?"
"They must be unable to walk when they see beautiful women, can't take their eyes off, and remember that they haven't brushed their teeth, haha. Hahahaha..."
"They've been playing games all their lives, so they've wasted the most precious time in their lives, and they haven't acquired any competitive skills, so give him a job in home appliance aftermarket.
" Girls will like them, they will still be virgins until they die"
"Players stay at home all day, and when they see girls, they will only use the language they learned in porn to hook up with each other without courtesy"
"They must all worship the origin of video games. In Japan, when you see Japanese developers, you will rush up to kneel and lick.”
“Players are all angry youths. Every day they fantasize about pointing the country at the national strategy meeting, and every day they fantasize about molesting all the politicians. Ah, yes, we must first Let these big figures look down on them, and then they will use their strength to slap these leaders in the face, so that the players with ups and downs will be more satisfied!"
After making a detailed understanding of the audience, they decided to shoot This "Pixel Wars" satisfies the fantasies of the players they think they are. They think the audience is so specific, the purpose is so unique, and they think that's the value.
They believe that players will definitely pay for the hard-pressed game image and give up the box office.
They thought players would be moved to tears, and thought it would be great to see these collective memories on screen.
We will rock you is a song on the green field all the year round. What do you mean by throwing it into the game movie?
The aesthetics of pixels is Crisp, what do you mean by making a bunch of blingbling things?
You use stereotypes to speculate on other people's lives at will, exaggerate this impression, continue to deepen, vilify, and put it on the screen to insult the IQ of those of us who grew up playing games. At the same time, I also hope that our players will pay, and I hope that the players will sing the song of affection, and my friends will come to see it.
Following the unwritten rules that have been circulating on the Internet recently, the important thing is to say three times:
I fuck your mom ,
I fuck your mom ,
I fuck your mom
, I forgot that the producer is from an English-speaking country,
my bad, let me explain what i mean:
you mother fucker
you mother fucker
you mother fucker
View more about Pixels reviews
