I'm going to rant

Kody 2022-10-15 01:39:41

I'm reading and writing, it's a bit of a running account

The setting of the opening film is quite interesting. By the way, I educate everyone not to drive dangerously even if there are few cars on the road. One side is playing with passion, and the other side is nonsense. Ha, it is a model for educational films.

The two brothers in the lead car are not only pitting the teammates behind, but also pitting themselves. If there is a car at the critical moment of running, you can play walking? If you don’t want to run away after a short distance, then why did you run away in the first place. Sure enough, very soon GG, tsk tsk.

The opening feels really good, and I simply and quickly brushed through the content that could have been filmed for a whole season of American dramas. The next step is that the frustrated heroes are assembled to continue the front, and take advantage of the last time before the nuclear explosion to enter the city to do a mission. In this section, the cause and effect are explained very clearly, and a few supporting characters were found in the camp to pave the way for the follow-up content. But on the whole, I feel that this content is relatively lengthy. It really makes people sleepy. If you don't want to watch Tutu Zombies and like completeness, you will be in the past.

Finally, everyone arrived at the camp, and when they saw the wayward daughter and the "Dad" they called when they were selling miserably, they were a little angry. In the previous pages, I didn't seem to say why the father-daughter relationship was so bad. (Speaking of which, the knife is really good. Didn't you always say that the top of the head was very hard, so it was easy to stab it in... It seems that the male protagonist's muscles are still very useful.)

Such a serious matter, the entrance is too sloppy, is it serious to use a broken wood as a door bolt to block it? And I just saw a buddy write that they didn't close the door after they went in... laughing. How do you close the door from the outside, use a rope to set up a mechanism, and then yank the door after closing it...

When the zombie tiger was hiding, the uniformed brother's posture was really enchanting. When the whole team was hiding, he poked his butt and bent over to hide, presumably because there was something unfavorable in his legs. When he started again, he threw down the fuel tank he had brought up earlier...and was drunk.

Then the ancestor showed his affection in front of the uniform brother, and then took a gentle sip on his wrist~ Tsk tsk, the last time I saw a zombie falling in love was in "I Am Legend". But why does this female zombie always act with a shirtless male zombie...

The hairband girl is quite fierce, but her head is not very good. She has to show a lot of malice to the bodyguard brother. Sure enough, she became the first person in the team to be killed ┓(´∀`)┏. And if you say that a group of zombies will surround you, you will be surrounded by you, and you have to break the window to show the curly-haired man how he died. In this area, I felt that if I really wanted to save her, I would have saved her. The density of zombies was not too exaggerated, and the distance was only a dozen paces. The hairband girl was bitten, and then shot the barrel to make a big explosion, tsk tsk... I feel like thinking "Hey, 500,000 or I will take it myself...biu..." Then a group of teammates disappeared, and the male protagonist at the front came over. Call the curly man, walk around

The wayward woman entered the hotel and then slapped her with the leading girl, asking like a holy girl, do you often do this, leaving others behind? My God, it’s natural to take risks when people bring people in to seek wealth. Do you still expect people to bring you in and out safely like your close relatives? That’s tourism, right? The impression points will be reduced, but I know that this film is estimated Everyone is dead, this woman can't die, hey~ this is the movie

When they came down, they found a leftover blueprint, indicating that more than one group of them had been here. The bodyguard said I don't know, don't ask me. Then everyone split up, guarding, refueling the generator, refueling the helicopter, unlocking the lock...

I played a reincarnation stalk here, the chainsaw man is indeed a philosophy graduate student who has been featured in the beginning┓(´∀`)┏

The lead girl and the bodyguard brother kept watch when they were on the guard, and inexplicably grabbed a living mouth to do something... They are still lucky enough to be the concubine of the ancestors. And at the beginning, he didn't hesitate to kill the team leader who gave tribute to the uniform brother, and now he started to do it with Alpha... This operation is also psychedelic enough.

emmm, okay, it seems that the bodyguard lied to the team leader that he wanted a bottle of blood, but he cut his head and took it away, double-clicking 666. I don’t even think about it, as long as there is blood, it’s enough to die suddenly, what the hell is catching blood and letting blood go…

The Chainsaw Man of the Talking Technique transported a zombie down, just the way he was wearing his leggings... Are you sure that the zombie can't twist his body and bite his head? laugh. And it's the nature of zombies to rush to people, you expect him to go forward and give you what kind of operation. Black question mark face. The second time is more interesting, and the defense mechanism is also very good.

The picture of a group of people getting together to watch the news is really fun, especially the news that the nuclear bomb was dropped 24 hours in advance... Hahaha I really laughed when I saw their expressions. Especially with the hope of a crappy helicopter lol. (Speaking of which, can the helicopter's load carry their ticket and 200 million in cash...)

Baidu paid 200 million US dollars, about 2 tons... lol

Brother lock, since you want to unlock the lock quietly, why don't you let the chainsaw man stop people at the elevator entrance, and wear the earphone around his neck the whole time, I thought he was listening when he unlocked the lock, it turned out to be a concave shape, Gee

A group of people looked at the money in a warehouse, and no one thought about how to transport so much money away... Then they started to pack it in bags, saying that it would turn into ruins in 20 minutes, which is also very fascinating.

The ancestor's baby is really awesome, and the slap has arms and legs... It's not very clear if I don't study medicine, but it still feels a little too small...

The wayward woman is really self-righteous enough to dare to steal a house with a pistol... But thanks to the bodyguard brother to attract hatred, ha.

By the way, let's complain about catching a zombie white tiger who is not working hard.

After the Mexican woman confessed that she was going to stay with the male protagonist, she would never leave her and was killed by a twisted neck, which was a bit miserable. This story tells us not to fall in love in a dangerous situation...and the spine that broke out of the skin under the praise, and the wink at the end. But shouldn't the eyes be more affectionate and nostalgic... The tearful eyes after cutting the lens are good

The male protagonist changed his gun so quickly, I thought he had a blade on the handle of the gun, but after a closer look, there was only a knife and no gun in his hand. report open...

Brother Chainsaw and Brother Lockpicker, since you both want to carry money bags, then learn from Brother Curly Hair, carry the money first, and then take the gun. How can you two be so stupid, looking at the zombies about to fall, waiting for a long time with a gun, and then turning around to go back to withdraw money... Drunk

The bodyguard's backhand locking the door is also extremely 6, and only here did he realize that he didn't care about money, but the heads of zombies. Thinking about the woman who led the team in front of me, I wanted to laugh when I weighed the money detector...

It turns out that the mask worn by the ancestors is not a concave shape, but a bulletproof one... Sure enough, cowhide

Speaking of chainsaw brother, what the hell are you shaking your arms and fighting with the ancestors... It's really like the feeling of guarding a single-plank bridge in "Predator 1"

Unexpectedly, he was easily KO by the ancestor, and then he was locked in the vault by the lock-picker... I really don't know whether he shouted no because the lock-picker was taken away or he closed the door...

It's also very funny that the white tiger is lying down and picking up a person's head... When the camera cuts, it bites the waist and then the legs. Hey, these are all small details. Plasma is still relatively well received, sprinkle it~ A bite off the face reminds people of a famous dish - braised pig face

A group of people just carried two bags of money... and sprinkled... the picture is so beautiful... by the way, the zombie was shot in the face of Pu Sa's money bag, and there was a spark in the face, and what the hell was a metal skull inside?

The male protagonist unlocked the lock again... very six

You dare to be distracted when you threaten the ancestor with a gun. Do you think that the rebar on the ancestor's hand is to look at...

The male protagonist did not say that he would shoot a few shots from the back while the ancestor was showing the back of his head...

The pilot is really good at talking, and there are still nine minutes left to pick up the hero and daughter... The helicopter flew faster than the ancestors came downstairs and rode downstairs, and it really was a garbage plane.

I remember that the wayward woman knew that the time of the explosion was ahead of time, so wayward... By the way, she also unlocked the lock... and only opened half of the time... It's not a single shot in the distance.

When I ran upstairs to find the helicopter was not there, it was really cool

It's also very interesting for the male protagonist to get on the plane quickly and look at his daughter and smile at the end, he deserves to be jumped on the plane by the ancestor

The pilot is also miserable enough to get the money and get a shot

The male protagonist's ordinary bullet hit the ancestor's head with an explosive effect... It's also amazing

After the plane fell, the male protagonist didn't say that I forgot that there was a mother of two children...

The male protagonist became the last zombie and was headshot by a willful woman. I love it

The chainsaw man became the final winner, three big bags of money, tsk tsk tsk

Oh, that bite mark is the point, tsk tsk tsk, it hasn't changed for so long. It's totally hard stuff~

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Army of the Dead quotes

  • Scott Ward: Think about it. Everything we did. All those people we saved. Look what it got us. But what if, just once, we did something for us?

  • Lilly (The Coyote): You all keep talking about the city like it's their prison. It's not. It's their kingdom.