Nearly perfect negative textbook

Kasey 2022-09-02 12:19:42

Full spoilers below! And no pictures yet! Super long running account Tucao

At the beginning of the game, the code names of the mothership and the four knights were alluding to the coming of hell, and then there was an inexplicable car accident, the box of the big boss was inexplicably opened, and then so many people shot the big boss without any problem. The big boss is bulletproof. okay, this setting is acceptable.

The next cutscenes are simply perfect. They describe all the details that need to be known in a concise and easy-to-understand manner. Everyone's positioning, weapons, and skills are well introduced. The movie scores in my heart at the moment, 10/10, and the ten minutes of playing has officially entered the topic.

The male protagonist was found by the bad guys, and the bad guys said they needed them to go to the zombie pile to grab money. . . . 200mil, 200 million US dollars. The reward is 1/4, fifty million. Each 100-dollar bill is exactly 1 gram, 200 million dollars, or 2 tons, and let several people carry it into a helicopter. alright. Then the male protagonist agreed, and he agreed without the deposit. I still need a deposit to buy a refrigerator. I don't need a deposit for such a large ticket?

(When the big bad guy answered the phone, there were high-level military officers next to him. This foreshadowing must be tricky. The original strain of the virus was inside. It must be like this in order to steal biochemical weapons.)

Then we started to form a team and introduced new characters, which was a bit rushed here. The plot of the male protagonist and daughter also introduces new characters, and then the villain No. 2 and No. 3 appear. This is the end of the first section, the story is explained, and the people are ready to start. The movie is rated in my heart at the moment, 7/10, nothing, I will watch Zombies later.

Then all the nonsense came in from a container? ? What do you mean by a piece of wood? And then the zombie tiger! (Handsome!) Bad No. 2 warned him that he was going to be bitten to death. Bad One is sacrificed and then bumps into the alphas. . . . Alpha is contagious from boss, has intelligence and ability, but has no intention of climbing out. . . ? And is it really good for Queen to go out to meet guests directly? Then I went in, and then the bad No. 2 killed the supporting character 1, and the death of the supporting actress was called a long-winded. These problems are so numerous that they start to affect perception.

Then the helicopter and the lock-picking started to be funny. . . . Why suddenly start being funny? Then go out to catch the alpha and kill the Queen, and the bad No. 2 tortures and kills the Queen, because the bad guys are going to be bad. Then the father and daughter chat, it's quite sudden. . . But also for the plot. Then the nuclear bomb was advanced, because of reasons. Then the safe was opened, and there was actually money in it? ? Is there really only money in it? ? They are going to carry two tons of cargo by hand and take a broken helicopter with them? ? ? ? ? Then I packed a few bags, assuming that each bag is about 5 million, which is 100 pounds, and the skinny guy can run with 200 pounds on his back. The male protagonist's daughter ran away. Then the second female partner suddenly confessed to the male lead. . . . (Sighs) Women are human too, they are not just male love interests, mothers, wives, daughters, they are all human too. It's 2021, can't you understand it? In this way, the remaining coyote has become the heroine, but she has not been developed at all, and if there is a prequel/postquel/outside, she must be les, this is not my gaydar problem. . . And then the second female partner died? Why is she dying? How does her death help the plot? Now the second quarter is over, and the end is about to begin. In my mind the score is now 3/10, no character gets arc, no development, pointless hour.

act3, the black dude singled out the boss. After talking about the chainsaw for a long time, he didn't bring it to the boss? He was abused, but the wound on his face healed instantly, because he forgot to change the lens and was locked in a safe. Unlock brother, die. The bad guy said he was going to the helicopter, but he went downstairs for a walk, encountered a tiger, and died. (And the filming is particularly ugly. Haven’t seen Animal World? Why did you make a tiger a lion? If you don’t understand the habits, you can check it. If you like a lion, you can arrange a lion directly? What’s wrong with making a tiger a lion?) The heroine confronts the boss And then die? Queen's head fell off, and it doesn't matter? The male protagonist flew away to save his daughter. The bad one has transformed, come back to make a cameo, and the one who died has no idea who it is? Why is she dying? Then he almost ran away, and then the male protagonist in the helicopter confronted the boss, but there was one less woman? Four people got on the helicopter, and there were only three left, and one was forgotten. Then the nuclear bomb. . . . Ugly beyond description, a nuclear bomb without heat waves, radiation and shock waves, simply. Then the boss who couldn't be killed by several large-caliber automatic weapons was killed by a pistol. Then the male protagonist was bitten, and he gave his daughter about $50,000 of stolen money before he died, and then said that everything would be fine, is this enough to save a refugee camp? Then the daughter killed the male lead. At the end of act 3, the long-winded here is almost no friends, and it is a meaningless half an hour, which is not good-looking. The movie is now -10/10, so hurry to the end.

but! The black dude came out of the safe! Steel and cement are both good materials for isolating radiation. It's also very good for my buddy to survive. Is there a black man who survived from a zombie movie? Goddamn, director, you can, I didn't see it. Then he came out and didn't die of radiation instantly, found a car that was not affected by EMP and could catch fire, then drove to the airport, and found that he was bitten? ? ? When was he bitten? Bitten off screen? ? Then you are paralyzed and don't let him be bitten and see how he died? Leave a tail for a sequel? ? Just this shit? Still want a sequel? ? ?

-1000000/10

If you see this, it must be true love, and don't waste your time, this shit is real. . .

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Army of the Dead quotes

  • Lilly (The Coyote): Within these walls, the rules are clear.

  • Marianne Peters: Somewhere between leaving your ass and saving my own, I developed a conscience. It's exhausting.