Among the Hollywood cartoons that I hate, "The Lego Batman Movie" is the first of its kind. Watching a movie is a very difficult process. I can persist until the end, just to write a movie review. Is this a movie? A bunch of hard plastic toys with a more old-fashioned shape than the ones we played with when we were kids, and a bit of horror—because they have the opposite of human eyes, with the white eyeball in the middle, and the black eyeball wrapped around it. Such eyes have no pupils, so they cannot express joy, anger, sorrow or joy at all. Hard hair, sticking into piles, is stupid except stupid. There is no expression on the face, but the length of the face is similar to the height of the upper body. The upper body and the lower body together are only the height of the two faces. ——How could someone even tout this shape? Is it because the touts' expressions are more rigid than hard plastic? There is also a type of character, which is a combination of small squares, that is, the low-pixel icon is enlarged to the entire screen, and a large number of small squares come surging, allowing the audience to identify and guess the riddle. All the characters have no expressions, the actions are silly, and all the emotions are completely expressed by the voice actors. Even more tragic, more than 90% of the plot is completed by relying on dialogue - is this a radio drama? Most of the world's editors and directors hope to make the animation more and more realistic, so realistic that every pore and every hair can be distinguished. The director of the film did the opposite. Forcing the audience to return to the DOS era. Audiences, in addition to being forced to accept low-pixel cubes, also endure blinding colors that can damage eyesight. Big red and big green, this traditional Chinese vulgar painting method, has been wildly played by Hollywood directors. Almost every frame has dazzling colors that hurt my eyes. Those who gave this film a high score, are your eyes still reluctant to part with the screen of the DOS era? The story, simply applying the formula, did not find anything new. As for humor, if the repetition of words such as biu is considered funny, and if "I hate you most" is understood as love, it is humorous! Just as the highlight of this year's Oscars ceremony is Oolong, the highlight of this film is only the flattering comments of idiots and real idiots.
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