When women pee like our men, we men are done...In a few years, men will become extinct, and you can only see them at the zoo.
It's tiring to have nothing to do.
No one will ask a stripper to switch to a job as a guard, and the income is very different.
I spend most of my life on dieting. But the less you eat, the longer the meat.
"Where did you learn to sew clothes?"
"Prison."
If you have £1,000 on you, no one will make fun of you.
There is an anti-wrinkle cream, but no fat cream.
"Man, no one will strip naked and steal brass pipes."
"We don't want to get our clothes dirty."
"Jenny, who would like to watch me dance?"
"I, David. I love watching."
Sweetheart, you don't want to take off your hat.
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