A magical movie

Kaitlin 2021-12-19 08:01:06

Diving for a long time,
my first appearance... I wanted to comment on "very bad", but suddenly I thought that this movie is so bad that it’s not easy for me to surface, so I gave it to "OK".
I know very well that this is a simple, violent movie, full of cheap plasma and countless poses. But I didn't expect that being bad to make people bleed is also a kind of skill. A pair of heavily armed American soldiers was caught by two small pistols, but a mob of drug lords was able to destroy this pair of soldiers directly without injury. I really want to shout at the computer: Silly B! You have a gun in your hand! It's still M16!
Of course, Brother Dao is still brave and invincible, with a knife in his hand, no matter how many guns you have. Men and women are both old and young. What about being hung up? A phone call can be done, and the phone can be answered by wiping his neck indifferently, posing like Brother Knife is invincible.
I can understand the simplicity, and I like violence. But simple violence and silly B are two different things, obviously this movie belongs to the latter

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Machete Kills quotes

  • Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

    Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

    [Trejo removes his space helmet]

    Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.

    [echoing]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.

    Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.

    [deep kiss]

    Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

    Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

    Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

    Luz: Eat photons, bitches!

    Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

    [provoctive music]

    Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

    [in a lower voice]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.

    [louder]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.

    [lower voice again]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

  • Police Captain: Why help the U.S.?

    Machete: 'Cause I'm the only that can.

    Police Captain: You're always the sensitive one, Machete.