"Machete Killing" cousin true love!

Casimer 2021-12-19 08:01:06

October 4, 2013. The second episode of the "Machete" series was released, but the larger investment and more ambitious script could not be exchanged for the surprise of the first episode. That's how it feels for a beauty to become a wife! In this type of film, some film techniques are nonsense. This kind of b-level film sees naked violence and plasma! This episode is gone without the nudity and the courage of the first episode. The movie made me laugh at the beginning. This product is modeled after Star Wars. The dialogue, the screen, and the subtitles turned Star Wars upside down. In the middle, Leonardo DiCaprio made a little joke. The trailer at the beginning of the entire movie is actually the content of the third episode. Rodriguez made a big joke with the audience. Is the third episode going to be played in space? Scimitar vs. aliens are too capable. In the first episode, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Steven Seagal are invited. This episode of Jessica Alba's movie died at the beginning. Please Mel Gibson as the villain. , What do you say they are for? Robert De Niro and Mel Gibson are both big names in film history. Why don't you put your money down to play this kind of b-level film. Give back to this super ugly man. This cousin did it! Just now! It's really a family. This episode also invited lady gaga. This fascinating star is a perfect match for this role. Some fans said they saw Banderas. He plays the same role as Lady Gaga and Little Cuba Gooding. Why can't I remember? Why is there no nudity in this movie! The director is cheating! Finally, there is a passion segment, and the director also spoofs the audience to wear 3D glasses. This is obviously the rhythm of laughing out of the brain! The most amazing thing about this sequel is the shotgun. The real "shotgun", this is only available in b-level movies. I don't want to watch the door on a commercial masterpiece. This is also the attraction of b-level films. Kill melons and vegetables. The beauties are choppy. How hilarious the audience can see! Let’s look forward to the third episode! See how Scimitar fights alien beauties? The director, it's a big deal. !

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Machete Kills quotes

  • Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

    Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

    [Trejo removes his space helmet]

    Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.

    [echoing]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.

    Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.

    [deep kiss]

    Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

    Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

    Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

    Luz: Eat photons, bitches!

    Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

    [provoctive music]

    Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

    [in a lower voice]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.

    [louder]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.

    [lower voice again]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

  • Police Captain: Why help the U.S.?

    Machete: 'Cause I'm the only that can.

    Police Captain: You're always the sensitive one, Machete.