Banana!

Uriah 2022-04-22 07:01:21

I complained all the way with my roommates, all kinds of criticism, embarrassing to the end. 1. Chinese elements are overflowing on the screen, but they are all superficial. chi chi chi chi chi is endless, it's really chitchat, I deeply feel that the screenwriter and director have misunderstood this qigong and yin and yang. And that panda eats steamed buns, biscuits, noodles, everything, but not bamboo , it's all formula, after a few minutes it's time for sensationalism, after a few minutes it's time for a fight, after a few minutes it's time for the villain to play, after a few minutes for abuse, it's time to counterattack. . . totally predictable. It seemed that the climax was ups and downs one after another, and I watched the screenwriter masturbating. No sincerity and sense of substitution 3. Typical Hollywood blockbuster values, who am i blah blah, just be yourself blah blah, justice blah blah, defense blah blah. . . America's ardent desire to be the world's policeman makes the people of the third world disgusted in reality, and even disgusts the audience in movies. If it wasn't for the translation teacher's request... Fortunately, I didn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder to complete the three parts in sequence, and I was lucky to escape, and I was like the rest of my life.

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Kung Fu Panda 3 quotes

  • [from clip]

    Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.

    Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

    Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

    Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

    Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

    Po: Augh! chit-chat

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chit-Chat!

  • Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in] We gotta get in there.

    Crane: But Master Shifu said...

    Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!