It turns out that the turtle master who emerged and ascended to the immortal in the first part did not die but went to the different-dimensional enchantment in Ant-Man. There I met General Kai, the villain of this movie. The Chinese version translates Tiansha, oh, no, Tiansha. He is a big buffalo who failed Cosplay Illidan, wielding two Azzinoth warblades, and has the super power of King Midas, who can turn everyone he touches into an expired green tongue tied to his waist superior. In this way, after absorbing the Qi of Master Turtle, Tiansha returned to the world and began to look for a stronger master, that is, A Bao to challenge.
As for Bao, he was not idle either. He accepted the Master's order to train the Five Heroes: Tough Tiger, Monkey King, Linghe, Pretty Little Dragon, and Kuaimantis. The result was naturally appalling, and in the end, he was despised by the ducks who were shooting arrows on the side. Disheartened, A Bao ran to complain to the master, but was told, "You know the hard work of being a teacher now, so let's take them to practice!" Admired to the ground.
After returning home, the heavy-mouthed A Bao was taking a bath with chili water, but suddenly broke into Li Shan, an uninvited guest. This Uncle Li not only has the same appearance and body as him, but also has the same appetite. What's even more amazing is that he is still looking for a son. So Bao and him patted their stomachs and immediately found out that they were the people the other party was looking for. Seeing this, I can't help feeling that China is sincere, even animals. Six years ago, in Madagascar, the African savannah, a similar episode of father and son reconciliation happened, but they had palm prints on each other. Foreign friends see this way, it turns out that Chinese people who randomly pull someone who looks like themselves on the street are regarded as relatives. No wonder so many people on the Internet call Wang Sicong her husband.
As soon as father and son met, Tiansha sent his green tongue to kick the pavilion. In the end, he was naturally defeated by the Five Heroes (especially Jiaohu), but this also made the master aware of the hidden danger. After going to Putu to check the information, they finally realized that the original story was like this: Master Turtle was a general five hundred years ago, and he had a good friend, who was this idiot. When the battle was brutal, Master Turtle was seriously injured, and Tiansha carried him over the mountains to the Panda family's territory. And these panda families used their wonderful hands to destroy flowers - qi - to heal the master turtle. But unexpectedly, Tiansha was influenced by Illidan and planned to betray the revolution. He wanted to take the qi into his own pocket, but he was beaten by Master Turtle and fell into the enchantment of different dimensions. So this time, he came back to dry up everything related to Master Turtle.
When the people heard this, they were very frightened. Because to defeat Tiansha, you must learn to be angry, but the master turtle who knows how to be angry has passed away and become an ancestor. It is estimated that he will only be seen in Dragon Ball in the future. In this way, is it that no one can defeat Tianzhu? At this time, Uncle Li, who had been cowardly for a long time, volunteered to stand up: I am a pandaren, as long as my son and I go back, I will teach him how to destroy flowers. Everyone immediately smiled with joy and applauded, except that no one from the audience could guess that Mr. Li was not skilled in martial arts at all, and he was also not very good at destroying flowers.
After climbing the mountains, the three of them (and Daddy Goose) finally came to their hometown - Wolong National Nature Reserve. After meeting all kinds of relatives, Uncle Li began to train Po to become a qualified pandaren: able to sleep, eat, and play. Did he also meet a female bear there? Meimei, I was worried at first that she would steal the role of Jiaohu, but later I found out that I was thinking too much, because she was so ugly. As the annual drama "You from Langzhou" tells us: the good-looking girl will never be the girl of her own family. As for the magic trick that he promised to learn at the beginning, what is it, can you eat it?
The words are divided into two parts, when A Bao is having a good time at Zhuge Liang's house, the life of the master and the five heroes of the world is not easy. Linghe and Kuaimantis, who were originally sent to do reconnaissance work, had long since turned into green tongues, and the statue of Master Turtle was also damaged. The Monkey King, Qiao Xiaolong and the master were helpless after a fierce battle. In the end, only Jiaohu escaped. Ah, my sweet tiger.
Jiaohu finally found Po, who was still playing happily, and told him that he had become the last hope of martial arts. At this time, A Bao strongly asked Uncle Li to teach himself how to destroy flowers. After all, the enemy soldiers had no time to fight haha. Only then did Uncle Li bravely tell the truth, but in fact I know nothing. A Bao said that he couldn't accept it: I have taken off my pants, so you can show me this? ! So he decided to stay and fight to the death instead of fleeing back to Shanghai like a deserter, although he didn't have a boyfriend from rural Jiangxi.
Depressed, A Bao tied a wooden puppet to practice and played by himself, but was stopped by the cute Jiaohu. This part is the one with the most Jiaohu scenes, but unfortunately nothing happened. A Bao told Jiaohu that he was going to use his magic powers to defeat the first two bosses to make a fool of himself. However, Jiaohu poured a ladle of cold water on Abao: Wake up, Tianzhu has so many green tongues, you kneel before you approach him. Only then did Po suddenly realize that he needed an army, or else a Hulk would do.
At this time, Uncle Li and the other clansmen finally stood up. Since we want to fight, let's fight. Although our panda family is very weak, we still won't leave anyone behind. Po also had an epiphany from the conversation, and it seemed that everyone had to play to their strengths so that he could defeat those green tongues.
The next thing is just fine. The original Kung Fu master in the Central Plains immediately became a Zhan Wu scumbag and was hanged and beaten by a group of Kung Fu primary school students. Abao also approached Tiansha smoothly and planned to beat him up. However, an unexpected thing happened. It turned out that the magic power can only be used on tangible people, but Tiansha came from a different dimension and was invalid for him. In desperation, A Bao can only use the method of burning jade and stone, and fall into a different dimension together with him, and continue to accept the teachings of the gods.
After leaving all the petals on the ground, Abao and Tiansha fought again in a different dimension. At this time in the normal world, the panda clan also realized that only love can overcome qi. They stretched out their right hands one after another, intending to wish A Bao a helping hand. So a miracle happened, everyone in the village learned to destroy flowers with a good hand in an instant, just when A Bao was about to be turned into a green tongue, everyone worked together, A Bao Shenlong possessed the body, and one move "will win, climb the dragon" Sword!" It turned Tiansha into a scumbag ("I really want to live another five hundred years!"). Returning to the real world after wandering with Master Turtle.
So the world was saved again, "The day passed safely again, thanks to the efforts of the Powerpuff Girls." Also, Bao, please talk to Jiaohu more in the future, she changed clothes for you...
Easter egg: In the darkness, a monkey with a red, yellow and green face showed an evil smile . He tossed the Cere in his hand and said "Finally, I will do it myself".
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The only bright spot of this one is Jiaohu’s cross-dressing.
Counting the Thanksgiving special, Jiaohu has a total of four sets of clothes, three sets of Northeast jackets, red, blue and white. A set of this long gown, yellow. Before watching it, I also heard from a friend in the bar that it was an easter egg to wait for Jiaohu to change his clothes. I also YY Jiaohu because I saw Panda Meimei, so I decided to dress myself up and change into more beautiful clothes, but I found that I was thinking too much...
This one is really not as good as the two above.
First of all, let's talk about the villains, the first two snow leopard dragons and white peacock Lord Shen, one is arrogant and arrogant, the other is cold and unfeeling, and the characters are well portrayed in the movie. It makes the characters stand up and doesn't make people feel that there is something inappropriate. But this time, the villain Tiansha gives people a sense of no features, and the blackening process is not clear. In addition to the outstanding martial arts (in fact, it is average, the cannon in the previous film is too unique), it is completely the image of a passerby.
Second is the plot. The first half of the plot can be said to be tedious and tedious, and what is even scarier is the lack of lubricant. The plot is too jumpy. For example, Li Shan's appearance, if he hadn't seen the second, would be very abrupt. Why did his father suddenly appear? The second half was getting better, but at the end, the strength was suddenly not enough. This kind of stalk that everyone does their best to find their own has been played in the first part. If we insist that there are too many people this time, we can't do anything about the main "We are family". But why did all of them suddenly learn martial arts in the end? In the second part, A Bao was blown away by Shen Wangye's cannon, and after listening to the advice of Yang Xiangu, and seeing Jiaohu sacrifice his life to save himself, he realized the truth of "Inner Peace". But this time, not only the protagonist, but the entire clan has been hooked, so it gives the audience an unreal feeling. In the first and second episodes, the big dragon escaped because of the duck feathers, and the plot element of "the less you want to meet the fate, but the more you collide with the fate", the plot element of Shen Wangye's massacre in order not to be defeated by the "black and white hero" is gone. . This kind of tragic plot that fits both Eastern Zen and Western Oedipus could have graced the movie a lot, but it disappeared in this one, making the villain seem to have come out of nowhere.
Speaking of effects. The title is "Kung Fu Panda 3", but where is Kung Fu? In the first part, Bao and the master scrambled for the buns, and the final battle; in the second rickshaw battle, the tower escaped, and the final ship was singled out, all of which can be said to be classics. But in this episode, all these elements have disappeared, and there is almost no picture of A Bao sparring. Simply change the name to "Stunt Panda 3", anyway, it's all about fighting monsters.
Last but not least, character emotion. From the first part, Jiaohu doesn't understand and is jealous of Abao, and at the end of the first part, Jiaohu admits Abao; from the second part, Jiaohu and Abao fight side by side, in the middle, Jiaohu talks with Abao, and then at the end An affectionate embrace that shocked Linghe's chin. Jiaohu can be said to be the fastest character that grew up with Bao. But by this time, that kind of growth is gone. I don't know if it's because of the co-production with China this time, it must be in line with the construction of spiritual civilization and cannot talk about feelings. So the emotion developed from the first and second parts should have exploded, but it didn't. I was sitting on pins and needles in the movie theater. I was so embarrassed. Am I really going to smash DreamWorks?
I just hope that if I make the next one, I will stop co-producing with China. DreamWorks, you better go on your own.
To sum up, this "Kung Fu Panda" can only barely get a 2 points, but I still have to add 90 points for Jiaohu, so I finally give 92 points.
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